ChrisCole
cmcole.bsky.social
ChrisCole
@cmcole.bsky.social
I have read multiple books all the way through. Mostly just post about the Colorado Avalanche.
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I just realized another reason I enjoy the Olympics, the studio shows aren’t chock full of gambling talk. No “the Quad God is -3335 to win Gold” or “the US hockey team is favored by 2.5 goals.” No host is giving their parlays for speed skating or biathlon.
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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I don't think we should take health advice from a dude who can't find any other flat surface in a bathroom than where people sit to pinch a loaf idk maybe I'm bring unreasonable
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Dream Team ‘92 Magic to Jordan to Barkley shit.
Crosby to McDavid to MacKinnon. Come on, man. That shit's unfair. 4-0 Canada.
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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WB is going to demand AEW mute the chants, which are inevitable now, and they're probably not going to have a chance to refuse. And it will be no better anywhere else.

Sure is great we surrendered all media to three companies, all of whom are beholden to an insane king.
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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GABE LANDESKOG!! 🚨

This game is tied, and guess what, Gabe Landeskog is still a great hockey player and great leader!

What a shot!

#GoAvsGo | @MileHighHockey
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Gabriel Landeskog blows up a defenseman on the forecheck during his first shift of the Olympics.

He’s back.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I am so happy for Gabriel Landeskog that he is able to play in these games. He worked too hard to return to the game to miss this moment.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Just had a Super Bowl halftime where the singer:
1) boasts about the poor place he’s from;
2) boosts the value of agriculture;
3) celebrates small town life;
4) highlights the joy of inter-generational celebrations; and
5) promotes marriage.

And tomorrow, the MAGA movement will attack it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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I missed the TPUSA "Faith, Family & Freedom" Halftime Show.

Did Kid Rock go with "Faith" and sing his song "Balls in Your Mouth," or a more "Family" theme with songs like "F**k You Blind, or was it all about "Freedom" and classics such as "Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp?"
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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to be fair, he doesn't mention Bad Bunny by name and he was supposed to be watching Kid Rock so there's a possibility he's reacting to Bob and not Benito
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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what if we stopped this gross ass de-aging 90s actors and just leaned into the idea that time is linear?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This game suuuuuuuuuucks
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Are we trending towards a 18-0 win with zero TDs?
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Nah, I’ll still go Halftime Heat.

Rocky was on an absolute heater that night.
Greatest halftime show performed by a professional wrestler
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Paying tribute to Latino culture like this in the midst of everything happening in America is such a baller move. Bad Bunny doesn’t have to mention Trump or ICE. He went on the biggest stage in the world to show America that multiculturalism is its greatest strength.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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It makes me happy to see Olympics ads that feature women as much as men. And all sorts of Americans of all colors. Team USA always makes me proud to be American because that's the America I want to see all the time.
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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RUMOR: Mikko’s girlfriend thinks Helsinki is too cold, so he’s gonna mail in the Olympics and demand a trade to Team USA.

#NeverForget
Team Finland has named Mikael Granlund their captain for the 2026 Olympics, with Mikko Rantanen and Sebastian Aho serving as assistants 🫡 🇫🇮

#teamfinland #olympics
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Pats have 10 points in their last 6 quarters of football
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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somehow these commercials are worse than this game and so far the game has been a stinker
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The last time New England was in the Super Bowl it was one of the most boring games ever. This first half has also been boring as hell.
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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after we abolish ICE and AI, we gotta go after betting culture. the game doesn't start for another hour and a half and I'm already ready to curbstomp anything affiliated with Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM