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Mikey in DFW
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“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore

Heels, Hurricanes, Boise, CFB. BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. Disney Adjacent - my wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this. #BringBackHomeWhites
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Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT.

But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
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I think Aaron Rodgers got fired from Jeopardy because when they gave him the cards with the answers he said half of them were wrong and then texted the producers a bunch of YouTube links and no one had time for any of that shit
April 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Oh they went COMPLETELY the other way with it and yes, the Panthers are where they deserve to be, putting Green Bay and Chicago on Prime is violation of multiple telecommunications laws.

Also: DRAKE MAYE IN PRIME TIME!! #TarHeel
LAR/CAR - Fox Sat 4:30ET
GB/CHI - Amazon Sat night
BUF/JAX - CBS Sun 1ET
SF/PHI - Fox Sun 4:30 ET
LAC/NE - SNF
HOU/AFCN winner - MNF
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Lombardi gonna be working NFL insiders on getting Bill’s name out there this week instead of working the portal. Watch.
One of the reasons the Falcons didn’t hire Bill Belichick in 2024, per me @dvnjr.bsky.social and Jeremy Fowler, is that they didn’t want to be searching for a new head coach in two years, after he’d presumably break the wins record.

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Inside Bill Belichick's failed offseason job hunt
As the NFL has moved on from this year's firing-and-hiring cycle, two questions remain: Why is Bill Belichick suddenly and seemingly unemployable? And will he coach again?
www.espn.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Like ten years ago he was the speaker at our corporate town hall. He sprinkled some trivia in and one question, for a signed Matt Ryan jersey, was “Who won game 6 of the 1995 World Series”

I got called on, said Glavine, and he said I was wrong.

FTMF
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Check this:

Swap the Houston and Buffalo games.
For Wild Card Weekend, I think it’s:

Saturday:
HOU at BAL/PIT: 4:30 on CBS
LAC at NE: 8:00 on Prime

Sunday:
BUF at JAX: 1:00 on CBS
SF at PHI: 4:30 on FOX
GB at CHI: SNF on NBC

Monday:
LAR at CAR: MNF on ABC
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Hopefully his.
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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He gonna walk off the carpet and immediately start singing “Remember Me”
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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A Colorado regulation loss! Like a white elk.
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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That’s 8 field goals and a safety combined.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
For Wild Card Weekend, I think it’s:

Saturday:
HOU at BAL/PIT: 4:30 on CBS
LAC at NE: 8:00 on Prime

Sunday:
BUF at JAX: 1:00 on CBS
SF at PHI: 4:30 on FOX
GB at CHI: SNF on NBC

Monday:
LAR at CAR: MNF on ABC
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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last place in the nfc north: 9-8
first place in the nfc south: 8-9

four-team divisions are a disgrace

of course that’s what major league baseball is dying to do
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
If anything good has come from Jarvy’s injury, it’s this.
The new top line has been electric
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
DING DING DING!
As I read this whole thing I just kept repeating to myself, “content creators are not normal, and we must shun them”
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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FOX is showing the Chargers-Broncos score in the corner during the Patriots-Dolphins game....

except when Davis and Olsen had a convo about Drake Maye's MVP chances compared to Stafford, and someone in the truck changed it to the (unflattering) Rams-Cards score.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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My favorite thing about all this is that the Panthers will have to make it to the Super Bowl to finish with a winning record.

(Damn right I used the right verb tense)
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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If you complain about Tulane making the college football playoff, this must make you vomit for seven hours on sight. Like you're probably in the hospital right now
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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he’s not going to stop until someone makes him stop bsky.app/profile/paul...
greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Feels like a letter signed by basically every famous person who doesn't want fake nudes of themselves proliferating should be in the offing
greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
“4th and fiiiive, the National Championship on the line right here…

…he’s goin’ for the cornerrr, heeee’s got it!

Vince. Young. Scores.”
The greatest CFB game I've ever seen. Probably always will be.
Been 20 years. That's so crazy
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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I don't see what's hard about telling Americans the truth: The aged lying self-obsessed president who tariffed your stuff while blocking the Epstein Files & taking multiple cognitive tests just started a war you didn't ask for, for no coherent reason other than he thinks it makes him look good on TV
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
JESUS CHRIST HURRICANES
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Ok, after six days of eating almost nothing, the wife (also sick - something different than what I have) made us the best damn bowls of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese spirals I’ve ever tasted in my life.

When nothing has been good for days and you finally have a little energy, that first food HITS.
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Good for Logan!
Brady Tkachuk got popped by Logan Stanley
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
They could NOT in the 3rd period back in Denver.
That’s two in the books. #CarolinaCulture 3 #GoAvsGo 1, Avs lead 24-17 in shots,

Can Carolina hold a 2 goal lead
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Lmaooo who pitched this? I mean really?
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM