Mikey in DFW
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“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore
Heels, Hurricanes, Boise, CFB. BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. Disney Adjacent - my wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this. #BringBackHomeWhites
Heels, Hurricanes, Boise, CFB. BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. Disney Adjacent - my wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this. #BringBackHomeWhites
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Mikey in DFW
@mdwdfw.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT.
But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
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I think the big problem with Oregon football right now is a lack of any rich boosters or formal investment in their football program
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I think the big problem with Oregon football right now is a lack of any rich boosters or formal investment in their football program
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I genuinely feel bad for these Oregon players…they are a good football team who should be competing for a national championship on the appropriate level…now, most will only remember them for tonight…not their fault that CFB can’t figure out a proper post-season structure
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I genuinely feel bad for these Oregon players…they are a good football team who should be competing for a national championship on the appropriate level…now, most will only remember them for tonight…not their fault that CFB can’t figure out a proper post-season structure
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I don’t know if I have a word for it
This is basically proof of the concept of hope
This is basically proof of the concept of hope
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I don’t know if I have a word for it
This is basically proof of the concept of hope
This is basically proof of the concept of hope
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
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If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
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Someone’s gotta do something about these playoff blowouts
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Someone’s gotta do something about these playoff blowouts
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And Carolina is stuck with Bill Fucking Belichick
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
And Carolina is stuck with Bill Fucking Belichick
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I feel every second of this post
My alma mater has been trying to pivot to “actually, we’re a football school now” for at least a quarter of a century and Indiana did it in two seasons.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I feel every second of this post
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oregon has lost to literally nobody else all season, and over the two previous seasons only lost to the national champion (ohio state last year) and national runner-up (washington in two games the year before) this is not some cupcake like the alabama crimson velvet
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
oregon has lost to literally nobody else all season, and over the two previous seasons only lost to the national champion (ohio state last year) and national runner-up (washington in two games the year before) this is not some cupcake like the alabama crimson velvet
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*pulls mask of Cignetti*
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January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
*pulls mask of Cignetti*
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Fernando Mendoza's LinkedIn making it onto the CFP Semifinal broadcast
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Fernando Mendoza's LinkedIn making it onto the CFP Semifinal broadcast
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Where ESPN's "B" college football announcing team is leaps and bounds better than its "A" and it's not even close.
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Where ESPN's "B" college football announcing team is leaps and bounds better than its "A" and it's not even close.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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FYI you yelling YOU MUST WATCH to any form of murder video or any violence to total strangers is a sign of your mental health deteriorating. We do not have to subject ourselves to trauma porn. Watching innocent people die on repeat will give you PTSD. Log off and call your therapist.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
FYI you yelling YOU MUST WATCH to any form of murder video or any violence to total strangers is a sign of your mental health deteriorating. We do not have to subject ourselves to trauma porn. Watching innocent people die on repeat will give you PTSD. Log off and call your therapist.
All of this. Sherri was an incredible worker.
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
All of this. Sherri was an incredible worker.
This video is HILARIOUS. The peanut gallery just BURIES these fucking jabronis for 2:00. This is awesome.
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This video is HILARIOUS. The peanut gallery just BURIES these fucking jabronis for 2:00. This is awesome.
Oh wow!!!
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Oh wow!!!
I mean… they’re not wrong though.
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I mean… they’re not wrong though.
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The Rock is gonna show up to the CFP title game.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
The Rock is gonna show up to the CFP title game.
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Cal beating SMU at 11:30 on the last Saturday night of the regular season might be the most consequential regular season result in recent CFB history.
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Cal beating SMU at 11:30 on the last Saturday night of the regular season might be the most consequential regular season result in recent CFB history.
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Miami winning the National Championship before they win the ACC would be the most on-brand Miami/ACC experience.
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Miami winning the National Championship before they win the ACC would be the most on-brand Miami/ACC experience.
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The ACC is harder to win than a national championship
Play for ACC title ❌
Play for national title ✅
It just means more!
Play for national title ✅
It just means more!
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The ACC is harder to win than a national championship
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The ACC is a gauntlet, and the result of that gauntlet is 3rd place Miami playing for a National Championship.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The ACC is a gauntlet, and the result of that gauntlet is 3rd place Miami playing for a National Championship.