Mikey in DFW
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Heels, Hurricanes, Boise, CFB. BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. Youngest old man in Collin County. Disney Adjacent - my wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this. #BringBackHomeWhites
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Mikey in DFW
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· Nov 14
Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT.
But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
What’s the right number for Dave to call off the dogs to get a proper shitkicking on Carolina, but not embarrassing enough for Carolina to ponder taking Bill out back like Old Yeller?
Greater than 27 but less than 32?
Greater than 27 but less than 32?
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What’s the right number for Dave to call off the dogs to get a proper shitkicking on Carolina, but not embarrassing enough for Carolina to ponder taking Bill out back like Old Yeller?
Greater than 27 but less than 32?
Greater than 27 but less than 32?
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LSU had a great season if you just measure it in “is Brian Kelly still the coach?”. Which is the only metric I’m using.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
LSU had a great season if you just measure it in “is Brian Kelly still the coach?”. Which is the only metric I’m using.
Diego Pavia in Vandy's final four games, 400+ total yards each Saturday, 16 total touchdowns.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Diego Pavia is what happens when you swap out all the Jesus and virginity in Tim Tebow for drugs and partying.
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Diego Pavia is what happens when you swap out all the Jesus and virginity in Tim Tebow for drugs and partying.
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College football becoming a sport that produces six copies of the exact same 10-2 team but only the three ranked highest four months ago can play in the playoff.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
College football becoming a sport that produces six copies of the exact same 10-2 team but only the three ranked highest four months ago can play in the playoff.
Holy coverage bust.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Holy coverage bust.
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gotta be one of the top two catches against Penn State in conference play
They called it catch of the year, it's up there
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
gotta be one of the top two catches against Penn State in conference play
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The craziest thing about the potential 6-way tie in the ACC is that it's a game between two teams that are not among those six teams (UNC/NC State) that would dictate whether Miami goes to Charlotte or not. (Miami fans will want the Wolfpack to win that one)
I want to get in front of this now: In the event of The Duke Scenario unfolding in the ACC over the next few hours, I would support Jim Phillips putting Miami in the conference championship game by executive fiat. He would have a media ally in me
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The craziest thing about the potential 6-way tie in the ACC is that it's a game between two teams that are not among those six teams (UNC/NC State) that would dictate whether Miami goes to Charlotte or not. (Miami fans will want the Wolfpack to win that one)
You waitin on Lane Kiffin, ha?
Southern at the Dome and the band still hittin, ha?
Them boys ain’t trippin, ha?
Southern at the Dome and the band still hittin, ha?
Them boys ain’t trippin, ha?
Muted the LSU game to watch the Human Jukebox perform in the Bayou Classic with Juvenile.
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You waitin on Lane Kiffin, ha?
Southern at the Dome and the band still hittin, ha?
Them boys ain’t trippin, ha?
Southern at the Dome and the band still hittin, ha?
Them boys ain’t trippin, ha?
Pathetically useless Boston College’s only win this season was over Fordham in August… and they’re manhandling Syracuse at the artist formerly known as the Carrier Dome right now.
Relegate BOTH schools.
Relegate BOTH schools.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pathetically useless Boston College’s only win this season was over Fordham in August… and they’re manhandling Syracuse at the artist formerly known as the Carrier Dome right now.
Relegate BOTH schools.
Relegate BOTH schools.
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I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
Mr. Kennedy said it’s an individual choice as to whether or not to vaccinate.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
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with Michigan losing to a highly-ranked team I would like to start up the campaign for their playoff spot. and actually when they lost to Oklahoma they had more rushing yards and less turnovers, so. i mean it speaks for itself.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
with Michigan losing to a highly-ranked team I would like to start up the campaign for their playoff spot. and actually when they lost to Oklahoma they had more rushing yards and less turnovers, so. i mean it speaks for itself.
What the fuck is this canned vomit just out of frame??
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What the fuck is this canned vomit just out of frame??
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Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
If they have the balls to overturn this, it’s gonna be hilarious.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If they have the balls to overturn this, it’s gonna be hilarious.
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Starting to think Miami should have just made Malachi Toney QB1 and saved a few million bucks
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Starting to think Miami should have just made Malachi Toney QB1 and saved a few million bucks
Lotta K’s there…
It truly brings me no pleasure to inform you that Kon Knueppel’s brothers are named Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kid
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lotta K’s there…
Ohio State has never had a late referee’s call go in their favor.
Never.
Never.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ohio State has never had a late referee’s call go in their favor.
Never.
Never.
THE MECCA OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Only on The CW.
We are blessed to have the return leg of the Pac-12 Championship tonight at 6:30 eastern
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
THE MECCA OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL
For the umpteenth time, why does Michigan insist on going mono-blue when the maize britches are among the best in college football??
Just actively choosing to look like shit.
Just actively choosing to look like shit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
For the umpteenth time, why does Michigan insist on going mono-blue when the maize britches are among the best in college football??
Just actively choosing to look like shit.
Just actively choosing to look like shit.
In Shreveport
LSU-Ole Miss should have to play the Kiffin on a Forklift bowl, presented by Komatsu
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In Shreveport
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the biggest thing here is that i don't think there's ever been a successful major cfb coach who objectively loves mess at the level of lane
Its the most obvious thing! You can decide at any time to stay at Ole Miss! You also could've done all of this way less messy!
Lane Kiffin has every right to make the decisions he feels are important to his life, family, and career.
And the consequence of that is the entirety of Ole Miss, including his players, will hate him for the rest of his life.
He should accept the consequence of that like a man.
And the consequence of that is the entirety of Ole Miss, including his players, will hate him for the rest of his life.
He should accept the consequence of that like a man.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the biggest thing here is that i don't think there's ever been a successful major cfb coach who objectively loves mess at the level of lane
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