Niles
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Westchester native who admits he lives upstate. I only support teams I have a moral objection to. #RBNY, #ArmyFootball, the Democratic Party...
You can just tell that #3 on the Pitt defense is a shithouse merchant. The pest of a defensive midfielder, most likely to fake an injury to draw a yellow or to step on the opposing striker's ankle and make it seem unintentional
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can just tell that #3 on the Pitt defense is a shithouse merchant. The pest of a defensive midfielder, most likely to fake an injury to draw a yellow or to step on the opposing striker's ankle and make it seem unintentional
Maybe capitalism DOES breed innovation after all
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe capitalism DOES breed innovation after all
Reddit humor needs to be punishable by the lash. Look into these comments and tell me modern society isn't rapidly degenerating.
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Guilford and Averett football seasons canceled abruptly after incident
Posted in r/CFB by u/DCAbloob • 187 points and 76 comments
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November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reddit humor needs to be punishable by the lash. Look into these comments and tell me modern society isn't rapidly degenerating.
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North Dakota got absolutely screwed by a bad review process that determined that an obvious trick play lateral on a punt return was actually, technically, probably a forward pass. The video reviewification of America needs to be reversed, bring back football Luddism
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
North Dakota got absolutely screwed by a bad review process that determined that an obvious trick play lateral on a punt return was actually, technically, probably a forward pass. The video reviewification of America needs to be reversed, bring back football Luddism
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
Brent Venables is Kiki, Josh Heupel is Bouba
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Brent Venables is Kiki, Josh Heupel is Bouba
If Florida State loses to Wake Forest, FSU-Clemson next week is going to be the hater's Super Bowl
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If Florida State loses to Wake Forest, FSU-Clemson next week is going to be the hater's Super Bowl
Going to VAR and calling this a penalty would be a Games Gone moment imo
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Going to VAR and calling this a penalty would be a Games Gone moment imo
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Excuse me, Andrew, it's the Tappan Zee Bridge and always will be.
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Excuse me, Andrew, it's the Tappan Zee Bridge and always will be.
It is crazy how Presbyterian went from thinking they needed the meme coach who never punts to just like, deciding to actually be good at football
No. 21 Presbyterian (7-0, 3-0) 42, Stetson (3-5, 2-2) 7
RB Justin Montgomery: 3 TDs
Photo: @BlueHoseFB on X
RB Justin Montgomery: 3 TDs
Photo: @BlueHoseFB on X
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It is crazy how Presbyterian went from thinking they needed the meme coach who never punts to just like, deciding to actually be good at football
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There’s a lot happening but the old dude on the left whose like “All right, let’s beat the traffic” just kills me
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There’s a lot happening but the old dude on the left whose like “All right, let’s beat the traffic” just kills me
I would have eaten up the UNC Hulu series in a way that I would never do for a normal all-access show. This was going to be the new Sunderland Til I Die. How dare Bill take this away from us
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I would have eaten up the UNC Hulu series in a way that I would never do for a normal all-access show. This was going to be the new Sunderland Til I Die. How dare Bill take this away from us
There's two conservative strains that make New College unappealing:
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
Chris Rufo's disastrous takeover of New College in Florida shows what universities would become if they sign the Trump regime's extortionary "compact."
New College was supposed to model the anti-woke conservative higher-ed Americans crave. Instead, it showed the opposite, and serves as a warning.
New College was supposed to model the anti-woke conservative higher-ed Americans crave. Instead, it showed the opposite, and serves as a warning.
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There's two conservative strains that make New College unappealing:
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
Unpopular opinion: Ezra Klein, at one point, was good. Wonkblog and Vox were good, not great but useful, outlets until about early 2016, and then Ezra moved to San Francisco and got too familiar with the tech freaks
Ezra Klein explains why he is against the “oppositional” approach of Dems. One example he gives is blatantly false: immigration.
But more important: Klein shows how folks like him almost always casually throw vulnerable people under the bus in the name of “practicality.”
But more important: Klein shows how folks like him almost always casually throw vulnerable people under the bus in the name of “practicality.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Unpopular opinion: Ezra Klein, at one point, was good. Wonkblog and Vox were good, not great but useful, outlets until about early 2016, and then Ezra moved to San Francisco and got too familiar with the tech freaks
Go based, profits erased
target CEO about to start wearing kente cloth
September 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Go based, profits erased
Congrats to the new mayor of New York City, Jessica Tisch
When pressed by the NYT, Zohran said not only disavowed his previous comment about the NYPD being "racist, anti-queer and a major threat to public safety" but also said he would apologize to NYPD officers for making it: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/n...
Mamdani Says He Will Apologize for Calling the N.Y.P.D. Racist in 2020
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Congrats to the new mayor of New York City, Jessica Tisch
The original article is still fake news because the Journal said the last line in the dialogue is from "Trump" but this clearly says "Donald" like his other lines
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.
Epstein Birthday Letter With Trump’s Signature Revealed
Lawyers for Epstein’s estate have given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book.
on.wsj.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The original article is still fake news because the Journal said the last line in the dialogue is from "Trump" but this clearly says "Donald" like his other lines
I don't feel so bad about Army losing to these guys now
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don't feel so bad about Army losing to these guys now
I love that US soccer has gone back to its 90s roots and is just choosing venues in order to to milk foreign crowds in ethnic enclaves of all they're worth
September 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love that US soccer has gone back to its 90s roots and is just choosing venues in order to to milk foreign crowds in ethnic enclaves of all they're worth
Maximum lethality was also the Harris campaign position, she said it at the DNC
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Maximum lethality was also the Harris campaign position, she said it at the DNC
Game's gone
NEWS: An NFL play is now sponsored.
Of course, it’s the Tush Push (presented by DUDE Wipes) 🧻
Full story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
Of course, it’s the Tush Push (presented by DUDE Wipes) 🧻
Full story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Game's gone
Who up not deserving to be alive rn
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Who up not deserving to be alive rn
The epitaph on my tombstone will read "Should be in there, look harder!"
August 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The epitaph on my tombstone will read "Should be in there, look harder!"
