Niles
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Westchester native who admits he lives upstate. I only support teams I have a moral objection to. #RBNY, #ArmyFootball, the Democratic Party...
Why are people constantly fooled by gag Craigslist listings? No one trying to do a political influence op is going to be looking for volunteers on fucking Craigslist.
Why do people on the right claim that protestors in Minneapolis and elsewhere are “paid”? Because they’re just telling on themselves
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Why are people constantly fooled by gag Craigslist listings? No one trying to do a political influence op is going to be looking for volunteers on fucking Craigslist.
I will vote for any Presidential candidate that forcibly seizes the New York Times and [heavily redacted] its top editors and publishers
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I will vote for any Presidential candidate that forcibly seizes the New York Times and [heavily redacted] its top editors and publishers
The deputy prime minister of Jordon? Do you mean Bill Belichick?
The Board of Peace comprises leaders from 18 of the world's least democratic states (plus the US) and its charter pledges $1 billion from each of them to be used at the discretion of the board's chairman (you already know who it is) www.timesofisrael.com/full-text-ch...
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The deputy prime minister of Jordon? Do you mean Bill Belichick?
Can't express how good the Feyenoord-Sparta match was, what an entertaining match
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Can't express how good the Feyenoord-Sparta match was, what an entertaining match
I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of microeconomics until we can figure out what the hell is going on
If you are reading Oster's NYT OpEd on nutrition guidelines, then you missed this take on vaccine schedules:
"The vaccines removed from the schedule are generally those for diseases that are less common and usually less serious."
*Hepatitis B is a serious disease*
parentdata.org/what-changed...
"The vaccines removed from the schedule are generally those for diseases that are less common and usually less serious."
*Hepatitis B is a serious disease*
parentdata.org/what-changed...
What Changed in the Childhood Vaccine Schedule? | ParentData by Emily Oster
The CDC has changed the childhood vaccine schedule. What changed, what didn’t, and what it means for parents—without panic, and without misinformation.
parentdata.org
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of microeconomics until we can figure out what the hell is going on
The Enschefterification of Media
It’s a meaningless scoop. Trump posted the story himself on social media. A real scoop is getting information Trump doesn’t want you to have.
CBS News reported on Trump’s 2 a.m. strikes before any official confirmation—after a rightward reset under new editor-in-chief Bari Weiss.
January 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
The Enschefterification of Media
RETVRN TO TRADITION
ABOLISH LAWYERBALL
ABOLISH LAWYERBALL
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
RETVRN TO TRADITION
ABOLISH LAWYERBALL
ABOLISH LAWYERBALL
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Humans who were too friendly to be cops are already claimed by fire-rescue
Can you adopt humans who were too friendly to be cops
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Humans who were too friendly to be cops are already claimed by fire-rescue
This gives me optimism, tempered by the idea that sports gambling may be like guns: a popular issue hijacked by a vocal minority, supported and encouraged by a highly organized, well-funded lobby.
Everywhere you look there is an opening for leadership.
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This gives me optimism, tempered by the idea that sports gambling may be like guns: a popular issue hijacked by a vocal minority, supported and encouraged by a highly organized, well-funded lobby.
Abolish instant replay and free America from the tyranny of lawyerball
Touchdown or touchback? Jeremiah Smith is the luckiest man in football today
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Abolish instant replay and free America from the tyranny of lawyerball
You can just tell that #3 on the Pitt defense is a shithouse merchant. The pest of a defensive midfielder, most likely to fake an injury to draw a yellow or to step on the opposing striker's ankle and make it seem unintentional
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can just tell that #3 on the Pitt defense is a shithouse merchant. The pest of a defensive midfielder, most likely to fake an injury to draw a yellow or to step on the opposing striker's ankle and make it seem unintentional
Maybe capitalism DOES breed innovation after all
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe capitalism DOES breed innovation after all
Reddit humor needs to be punishable by the lash. Look into these comments and tell me modern society isn't rapidly degenerating.
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Guilford and Averett football seasons canceled abruptly after incident
Posted in r/CFB by u/DCAbloob • 187 points and 76 comments
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November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reddit humor needs to be punishable by the lash. Look into these comments and tell me modern society isn't rapidly degenerating.
old.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...
old.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...
North Dakota got absolutely screwed by a bad review process that determined that an obvious trick play lateral on a punt return was actually, technically, probably a forward pass. The video reviewification of America needs to be reversed, bring back football Luddism
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
North Dakota got absolutely screwed by a bad review process that determined that an obvious trick play lateral on a punt return was actually, technically, probably a forward pass. The video reviewification of America needs to be reversed, bring back football Luddism
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
Brent Venables is Kiki, Josh Heupel is Bouba
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Brent Venables is Kiki, Josh Heupel is Bouba
If Florida State loses to Wake Forest, FSU-Clemson next week is going to be the hater's Super Bowl
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If Florida State loses to Wake Forest, FSU-Clemson next week is going to be the hater's Super Bowl
Going to VAR and calling this a penalty would be a Games Gone moment imo
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Going to VAR and calling this a penalty would be a Games Gone moment imo
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Excuse me, Andrew, it's the Tappan Zee Bridge and always will be.
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Excuse me, Andrew, it's the Tappan Zee Bridge and always will be.
It is crazy how Presbyterian went from thinking they needed the meme coach who never punts to just like, deciding to actually be good at football
No. 21 Presbyterian (7-0, 3-0) 42, Stetson (3-5, 2-2) 7
RB Justin Montgomery: 3 TDs
Photo: @BlueHoseFB on X
RB Justin Montgomery: 3 TDs
Photo: @BlueHoseFB on X
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It is crazy how Presbyterian went from thinking they needed the meme coach who never punts to just like, deciding to actually be good at football
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There’s a lot happening but the old dude on the left whose like “All right, let’s beat the traffic” just kills me
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There’s a lot happening but the old dude on the left whose like “All right, let’s beat the traffic” just kills me
I would have eaten up the UNC Hulu series in a way that I would never do for a normal all-access show. This was going to be the new Sunderland Til I Die. How dare Bill take this away from us
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I would have eaten up the UNC Hulu series in a way that I would never do for a normal all-access show. This was going to be the new Sunderland Til I Die. How dare Bill take this away from us
There's two conservative strains that make New College unappealing:
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
Chris Rufo's disastrous takeover of New College in Florida shows what universities would become if they sign the Trump regime's extortionary "compact."
New College was supposed to model the anti-woke conservative higher-ed Americans crave. Instead, it showed the opposite, and serves as a warning.
New College was supposed to model the anti-woke conservative higher-ed Americans crave. Instead, it showed the opposite, and serves as a warning.
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There's two conservative strains that make New College unappealing:
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
- Parents don't want this for their kids because it's so limiting. It closes too many doors, even if it throws some wide open.
- The Parler/Gab Effect. Young cons want to troll the libs! No fun when there's no libs to troll.
Unpopular opinion: Ezra Klein, at one point, was good. Wonkblog and Vox were good, not great but useful, outlets until about early 2016, and then Ezra moved to San Francisco and got too familiar with the tech freaks
Ezra Klein explains why he is against the “oppositional” approach of Dems. One example he gives is blatantly false: immigration.
But more important: Klein shows how folks like him almost always casually throw vulnerable people under the bus in the name of “practicality.”
But more important: Klein shows how folks like him almost always casually throw vulnerable people under the bus in the name of “practicality.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Unpopular opinion: Ezra Klein, at one point, was good. Wonkblog and Vox were good, not great but useful, outlets until about early 2016, and then Ezra moved to San Francisco and got too familiar with the tech freaks