Niles
@clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social
Westchester native who admits he lives upstate. I only support teams I have a moral objection to. #RBNY, #ArmyFootball, the Democratic Party...
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
I don't feel so bad about Army losing to these guys now
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don't feel so bad about Army losing to these guys now
Incredible logo. This little goose means business
July 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Incredible logo. This little goose means business
Telling the bats roosting on my wall to stop being so lazy and get a job
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Telling the bats roosting on my wall to stop being so lazy and get a job
When your job is posting engagement bait as a bluecheck on Twitter, you work at the
June 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When your job is posting engagement bait as a bluecheck on Twitter, you work at the
"The industrious heritage of the Germanic man leads to better performers in sports that require heavy endurance like soccer. The Far Eastern people cannot maintain the levels of quality over time; their fast-twitch muscles lead to them being better at sports like ping-pong and karate"
June 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"The industrious heritage of the Germanic man leads to better performers in sports that require heavy endurance like soccer. The Far Eastern people cannot maintain the levels of quality over time; their fast-twitch muscles lead to them being better at sports like ping-pong and karate"
Jasper owes this man a royalty check or something
June 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Jasper owes this man a royalty check or something
I'm just happy to be here in beautiful Westchester New York, being down 2-0 doesn't even faze me because I'm so happy to be here, I'm not smiling through the pain because there is no pain, I swear
April 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm just happy to be here in beautiful Westchester New York, being down 2-0 doesn't even faze me because I'm so happy to be here, I'm not smiling through the pain because there is no pain, I swear
Australian sports do this really well. A few rugby league stadiums have huge berms. We need that here
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Australian sports do this really well. A few rugby league stadiums have huge berms. We need that here
Westchester SC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
April 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Westchester SC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
My cat, two weeks after eye removal surgery, happy that she no longer has to wear the cone, but mad that we keep taking photos of her #cats #catsofbluesky
March 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My cat, two weeks after eye removal surgery, happy that she no longer has to wear the cone, but mad that we keep taking photos of her #cats #catsofbluesky
Cooper DeJean on the sideline right now
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cooper DeJean on the sideline right now
This man stays on his feet. Maybe the most impressive thing I've seen this year
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
This man stays on his feet. Maybe the most impressive thing I've seen this year