Niles
@clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social
Westchester native who admits he lives upstate. I only support teams I have a moral objection to. #RBNY, #ArmyFootball, the Democratic Party...
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He does set up one of my favorite Don-bot lines
But also they also telegraphed it by huddling around until 5 seconds left on the play clock for no reason
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
But also they also telegraphed it by huddling around until 5 seconds left on the play clock for no reason
Seems like someone else's fans are driving what DC is doing here, but what do I know
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seems like someone else's fans are driving what DC is doing here, but what do I know
Guy who has only seen Russiagate, watching his second political scandal: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Guy who has only seen Russiagate, watching his second political scandal: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
"Fear is Pain in the Future" is going to be painted on the wall of a college football weight room by the end of 2026
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Fear is Pain in the Future" is going to be painted on the wall of a college football weight room by the end of 2026
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Okay but for real, no mother should have to explain this to her child
Also, the NYC of this article is still around and still just as poisonous. Andrew Farkas didn't disappear when Cuomo lost the mayor's race
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Also, the NYC of this article is still around and still just as poisonous. Andrew Farkas didn't disappear when Cuomo lost the mayor's race
It has the same problem that the Nuzzi article has in that it relies on subtext, which is for cowards. It also revels too much in all that Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous imagery
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It has the same problem that the Nuzzi article has in that it relies on subtext, which is for cowards. It also revels too much in all that Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous imagery
Immaculate safety celebration. Gets straight up from the tackle, gets the rhythm of the arm raise right, good extension, claps the hands together.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Immaculate safety celebration. Gets straight up from the tackle, gets the rhythm of the arm raise right, good extension, claps the hands together.
As someone this bad, I just like it when the horsey moves around
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As someone this bad, I just like it when the horsey moves around
I'll never understand how so many people have such little self-respect to get openly and willingly fleeced to go to the Meadowlands, of all places
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'll never understand how so many people have such little self-respect to get openly and willingly fleeced to go to the Meadowlands, of all places
He was like 11 when Iggy Azalea's summer hit Fancy was released. Imagine singing "First things first, I'm Da'Realyst" in your mom's car and, unlike everyone else, really meaning it
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He was like 11 when Iggy Azalea's summer hit Fancy was released. Imagine singing "First things first, I'm Da'Realyst" in your mom's car and, unlike everyone else, really meaning it
It's incredible that these guys actually found a way to invent a PATCO strike that didn't happen so that they could be more anti-labor than Reagan
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's incredible that these guys actually found a way to invent a PATCO strike that didn't happen so that they could be more anti-labor than Reagan
Man makes one bet against Cal football and immediately threatens to murder six different people
A Texas man has been indicted and accused of threatening University of Louisville head football Coach Jeff Brohm, his family, offensive coordinator Brian Brohm, and Cards Quarterback Miller Moss. More: https://tinyurl.com/2s4t6mv6
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Man makes one bet against Cal football and immediately threatens to murder six different people
Okay but is he doing his primary job of keeping the left pro-Israel?
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay but is he doing his primary job of keeping the left pro-Israel?
Does four-loss Duke make the playoff if they win the ACCCG?
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Does four-loss Duke make the playoff if they win the ACCCG?
We remain on pace for four-loss playoff entrant Duke
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We remain on pace for four-loss playoff entrant Duke
Bahamas Bowl, sadly
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bahamas Bowl, sadly
When people talk about the male loneliness epidemic, this is actually what they're talking about
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When people talk about the male loneliness epidemic, this is actually what they're talking about
"When the guy who wants to tax the rich wins, the only people who lose are the Jews" is way more antisemitic than anything Zohran has ever said
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"When the guy who wants to tax the rich wins, the only people who lose are the Jews" is way more antisemitic than anything Zohran has ever said