Classic Brian
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I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore
What is that saying about not needing to reinvent the...something, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What is that saying about not needing to reinvent the...something, it's on the tip of my tongue...
President Yeehaw Grandpa
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
President Yeehaw Grandpa
The doom of Western Civilization, as illustrated by sociological trends in...
*checks map*
...New Zealand, basically the most eastern country on the planet.
HMMM
*checks map*
...New Zealand, basically the most eastern country on the planet.
HMMM
Musk is just straight up white nationalist now.
(And helpfully decoding that Western Civilization=Whites)
(And helpfully decoding that Western Civilization=Whites)
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The doom of Western Civilization, as illustrated by sociological trends in...
*checks map*
...New Zealand, basically the most eastern country on the planet.
HMMM
*checks map*
...New Zealand, basically the most eastern country on the planet.
HMMM
It's almost like people don't judge the economy based on how companies on doing, but on how people are doing.
Every time this is pointed out to big-brain political strategists, they scratch their heads and exclaim that that doesn't make any sense.
Every time this is pointed out to big-brain political strategists, they scratch their heads and exclaim that that doesn't make any sense.
Bidenomics’ reasonably successful quest to encourage companies to build lots of stuff didn’t win Democrats lots of votes. trib.al/RSeuHBr
The Quick and Shameful Death of Biden’s Biggest Policy
It was far too easy for Republicans to kill the Inflation Reduction Act. Where did those who crafted it go wrong?
trib.al
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's almost like people don't judge the economy based on how companies on doing, but on how people are doing.
Every time this is pointed out to big-brain political strategists, they scratch their heads and exclaim that that doesn't make any sense.
Every time this is pointed out to big-brain political strategists, they scratch their heads and exclaim that that doesn't make any sense.
Getting blown up this badly by someone in a guardian cap is kinda crazy
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Getting blown up this badly by someone in a guardian cap is kinda crazy
Hey Gavin, what if I told you "judgemental" IS the cultural norm?
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey Gavin, what if I told you "judgemental" IS the cultural norm?
Famously corrupt sports body grants fake award to famously corrupt never-played-a-sport-in-his-life body
US President Donald Trump receives the new FIFA Peace Prize from Gianni Infantino, head of world football's governing body, at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Famously corrupt sports body grants fake award to famously corrupt never-played-a-sport-in-his-life body
My question would be, "Do you think it's ok to murder people for carrying drugs, and are you familiar with a man named Rodrigo Duterte?"
It looks like Tom Cotton was being deceptive by saying video shows the men trying to flip boat "loaded with drugs." As I reported, Ds who saw video say no drugs were visible/boat was crippled.
Q for Rs is simple: Did you see drugs and was boat incapacitated, or no?
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
Q for Rs is simple: Did you see drugs and was boat incapacitated, or no?
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My question would be, "Do you think it's ok to murder people for carrying drugs, and are you familiar with a man named Rodrigo Duterte?"
Well now I have something definitive to point to when people ask me why I hate this guy
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Well now I have something definitive to point to when people ask me why I hate this guy
Toilet camera?!?
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
www.404media.co
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Toilet camera?!?
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You don't want to play this team
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You don't want to play this team
I'm glad he's taking this stance, but notice this is not any sort of moral stand. It's revenge for something that affects him personally, and he pretty much says he's willing to reverse course if Trump makes it up to him.
Michael Bohacek, an Republican state senator in Indiana, says he is a “NO” on Trump’s redistricting push, pointing to the president’s use of a slur
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm glad he's taking this stance, but notice this is not any sort of moral stand. It's revenge for something that affects him personally, and he pretty much says he's willing to reverse course if Trump makes it up to him.
Running mate, eh?
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Running mate, eh?
The people who claim the Democratic Party lost popularity because of a fixation on identity politics are the only people who never shut the fuck up about identity politics.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The people who claim the Democratic Party lost popularity because of a fixation on identity politics are the only people who never shut the fuck up about identity politics.
Having ascertained that they will never hold the moral high ground, they endeavor to blow up the fucking hill and die, whimpering, under it.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Having ascertained that they will never hold the moral high ground, they endeavor to blow up the fucking hill and die, whimpering, under it.
GOOD
Our press release on Marion County's settlement of the Herbels' claims over the retaliatory raid of their home: bit.ly/3Xaed0x.
Ruth called the settlement "vindication" and says she's "eager for our case to move forward against Chief Cody and the city."
Ruth called the settlement "vindication" and says she's "eager for our case to move forward against Chief Cody and the city."
Marion County Settles Lawsuit Over Unconstitutional Raid - Institute for Justice
KANSAS CITY, Kan.—Marion County, the County Sheriff, and one of his deputies have approved a settlement with Ruth Herbel, former Vice Mayor of Marion, Kansas, […]
ij.org
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
GOOD
Honoring Kirk's legacy by getting him mixed up with a different humiliation kink conservative pundit who argued with college kids.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Honoring Kirk's legacy by getting him mixed up with a different humiliation kink conservative pundit who argued with college kids.
This is repulsive and nonsensical.
My hot take on this is that gender markers on IDs are...not even particularly useful anyway? Just get rid of them entirely.
My hot take on this is that gender markers on IDs are...not even particularly useful anyway? Just get rid of them entirely.
I spit on the reputation of the U.S. Supreme Court, not that it can get much more degraded than it has already become by the repulsive actions of its disgusting GOP members.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is repulsive and nonsensical.
My hot take on this is that gender markers on IDs are...not even particularly useful anyway? Just get rid of them entirely.
My hot take on this is that gender markers on IDs are...not even particularly useful anyway? Just get rid of them entirely.
Being a Bears fan is agony. Even winning feels terrible.
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Being a Bears fan is agony. Even winning feels terrible.
The argument here is "If we never feed you we can never starve you", I guess?
No, that's not how that works?
No, that's not how that works?
Great messaging from the OR GOP that will totally resonate with people who will be going hungry. No notes.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The argument here is "If we never feed you we can never starve you", I guess?
No, that's not how that works?
No, that's not how that works?
Actually it's less a matter of knowing who it is and more a matter of THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AND HOW THE FUCK IS IT HAPPENING?!?
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Actually it's less a matter of knowing who it is and more a matter of THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AND HOW THE FUCK IS IT HAPPENING?!?
Reposted by Classic Brian
Reposted by Classic Brian
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
If you use this app your access to the internet should be completely shut off and a mental health professional should be sent to your house immediately.
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you use this app your access to the internet should be completely shut off and a mental health professional should be sent to your house immediately.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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