Clare Logan.
@clarelogan.bsky.social
Absolutely terrible bio writer.
"Hey bub, my brains are up here"
October 9, 2023 at 4:03 PM
"Hey bub, my brains are up here"
"AND I-I-I-I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUU..."
October 2, 2023 at 10:52 PM
"AND I-I-I-I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUU..."
Just checking in from my hospital bed. Is it still nice here or have the ex-X's started turning up? Oh yeah, and to those two probably bots who unfollowed me whilst my back was turned, WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME???
September 15, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Just checking in from my hospital bed. Is it still nice here or have the ex-X's started turning up? Oh yeah, and to those two probably bots who unfollowed me whilst my back was turned, WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME???
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Well, my eggs haven't arrived yet, so I think we have our answer.
August 25, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Well, my eggs haven't arrived yet, so I think we have our answer.
Twitter pals when you send them a Bluesky invite.
August 20, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Twitter pals when you send them a Bluesky invite.
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Time to durr my hurr
August 20, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Time to durr my hurr
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3 great things about being single
1) The whole bed. THE WHOLE BED.
2) What you want when you want. NO FIGHTS.
3) One less problem in a zombie apocalypse.
1) The whole bed. THE WHOLE BED.
2) What you want when you want. NO FIGHTS.
3) One less problem in a zombie apocalypse.
August 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
3 great things about being single
1) The whole bed. THE WHOLE BED.
2) What you want when you want. NO FIGHTS.
3) One less problem in a zombie apocalypse.
1) The whole bed. THE WHOLE BED.
2) What you want when you want. NO FIGHTS.
3) One less problem in a zombie apocalypse.
Are Depeche Mode on here?
August 19, 2023 at 9:04 AM
Are Depeche Mode on here?
Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future (Taylors Version)
August 18, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future (Taylors Version)
Carry yourself with the quiet confidence of someone who know all the words to 'Birdhouse in your soul' by They Might Be Giants.
August 18, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Carry yourself with the quiet confidence of someone who know all the words to 'Birdhouse in your soul' by They Might Be Giants.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...
August 14, 2023 at 12:10 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...
For years I thought David Lynch was the lead singer with Talking Heads, and I'm not sure who I should apologise to.
August 12, 2023 at 11:38 PM
For years I thought David Lynch was the lead singer with Talking Heads, and I'm not sure who I should apologise to.
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Not feeling it this morning
August 12, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Not feeling it this morning
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When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
Legitimately don't feel like enough people know how fucking hot young Vincent Price was
August 8, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Legitimately don't feel like enough people know how fucking hot young Vincent Price was
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if carbo hydrate why bread dry
August 8, 2023 at 3:51 PM
if carbo hydrate why bread dry
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever made
August 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
This is the stupidest thing I've ever made
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you can always spot a tourist
August 7, 2023 at 1:36 PM
you can always spot a tourist
POV: It's 1981 and you've just told the Bee Gees that disco is dead.
August 6, 2023 at 8:47 PM
POV: It's 1981 and you've just told the Bee Gees that disco is dead.
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a gym coach tenderly blowing their whistle while making love
August 4, 2023 at 3:14 PM
a gym coach tenderly blowing their whistle while making love
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
May 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Happy Anniversary to all those who celebrate. 🥳
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August 4, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Happy Anniversary to all those who celebrate. 🥳
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She was unique, like a white girl listening to "Pour Some Sugar On Me" without turning into a stripper.
July 27, 2023 at 5:56 PM
She was unique, like a white girl listening to "Pour Some Sugar On Me" without turning into a stripper.
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me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
August 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary