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This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.
Having a glass of wine while I look at my savings account and saying, "Don't do it don't it"
goddamn, man, $1300 is more than double what i could pay for this, which is not the same as saying it is double what i *would* pay for it, if i could
oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I would simply not ask the British public to name something if I didn't want the silliest name to win
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There's just something so infuriatingly Coloradan about this. Also, "Colorado-style pizza" is an abomination.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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That first overhead goal was an all timer
Wow just watched the 4 goals that put Scotland in the World Cup and they’re all absolute bangers
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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From the halfway line!
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'

It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Today the Catholics and the Protestants teamed up to defeat their ancient enemy: the Danes.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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i think a good example of Propaganda Works is the number of you who think that the national Democratic Party spent the years 2013 to 2020 denouncing Americans for insufficient Tumblr-speak
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs (I'm bringing back The Farmer's Almanac)
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
George Clooney's only regret is that he's not currently leading the American government in exile
On last Sunday the 2nd, CBS Sunday Morning ran a George Clooney interview. The reporter asked if he had 'any regrets' about about 'that' op-ed, which he flatly replied 'no'.

Also, Clooney is now living in his $18m chateau in Contingac, France.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"Now that war comes to you, you feel very different. You deprecate its horrors, but did not feel them when you sent car-loads of soldiers and ammunition, and moulded shells and shot, to desolate the homes of hundreds and thousands of good people who only asked to live in peace"
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Very Smart People out here telling us how to win in 2016 when the people are demanding blood for the blood god
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Woke 2: From policing microagressions to committing macroagressions
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gallego is 4 polls and a focus group in a suit. It isn't any more complicated than that.
there is another explanation for Gallego suddenly getting his shit together lbr
people asking why Gallego sounds normal now. speculating he got a Ghost of Christmas Future visit. he did and it showed him this
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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hoooly shit this is the worst thing that i've ever seen

"very appropriate for the time of Lincoln" that's very nice now please face the wall
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We, the Republicans, are just little guys, smol beans 🥺
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mess with him? He's going to be dead before it's finished.
Gallego on what the next Democratic president should do about Trump's ballroom: "To really mess with him, just name it the Barack Obama Ballroom, and I think that will take care of half the problem."
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My very courageous belief is that a nation's patrimony shouldn't be stolen and sold to private collectors.
i think as far as the louvre thing goes, the cops should get another couple weeks to look for them and then they theyre allowed to get away with it
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think that critically this imagined national movement doesn't involve libs or normies or anything cringe, but does include a broad socialist awakening of the working class that will be cool and sexy
What really also annoys me is there’s also a variant of this that seem to think that there’s some magic secret trick the national movement will play that will solve politics, possibly forever, that somehow isn’t also mass violence.
the thing that annoys me about the 'elections won't save us' shit is that it's just a permission structure to wait for a powerful national social movement, and in their want a violent one, that *will never fucking exist*.
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Every single one of my geraniums is being eaten alive by tobacco bud worm, but one is still managing to be pretty
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM