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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
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The Germans had a word for people who complied, it was nazi.
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The Germans had a word for people who complied, it was nazi.
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putting soup in my water bottle
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
putting soup in my water bottle
In Hell you’re just sitting in your car waiting for some jackass to back his truck in to a space for eternity
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In Hell you’re just sitting in your car waiting for some jackass to back his truck in to a space for eternity
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Thrown out of Joann Fabrics after asking for wife material
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thrown out of Joann Fabrics after asking for wife material
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Elon’s little incels are rumoured to have gone rogue and are trying to reverse engineer the government databases to uncover the reason women won’t have sex with them.
February 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Elon’s little incels are rumoured to have gone rogue and are trying to reverse engineer the government databases to uncover the reason women won’t have sex with them.
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“I smell sex and candy here” - Matt Gaetz
November 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
“I smell sex and candy here” - Matt Gaetz
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The only thing worse than living in unprecedented times is discovering the times are actually highly precedented
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The only thing worse than living in unprecedented times is discovering the times are actually highly precedented
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Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.
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[grocery store]
Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, of course…I had no idea we were that close."
Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, of course…I had no idea we were that close."
November 12, 2024 at 12:52 AM
[grocery store]
Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, of course…I had no idea we were that close."
Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, of course…I had no idea we were that close."
The anti vaxxers should all send their kids to the same school, sort of an x men school for children dying of preventable diseases
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
The anti vaxxers should all send their kids to the same school, sort of an x men school for children dying of preventable diseases
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I'm not part of the problem or part of the solution. I'm a secret 3rd thing.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I'm not part of the problem or part of the solution. I'm a secret 3rd thing.
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Your mom is an invalid handle.
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Your mom is an invalid handle.
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[press conference on C-SPAN]
Reporter: Is this *really* going to be a new menu item for school lunches?
RFK Jr (chewing on a dead horse’s leg behind the lectern): mmyes
Reporter: Is this *really* going to be a new menu item for school lunches?
RFK Jr (chewing on a dead horse’s leg behind the lectern): mmyes
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
[press conference on C-SPAN]
Reporter: Is this *really* going to be a new menu item for school lunches?
RFK Jr (chewing on a dead horse’s leg behind the lectern): mmyes
Reporter: Is this *really* going to be a new menu item for school lunches?
RFK Jr (chewing on a dead horse’s leg behind the lectern): mmyes
Late shift yesterday, early shift today , 4 hours sleep in between
Got home, fed and bathed my son, did the dishes
Tired as fuck
Got home, fed and bathed my son, did the dishes
Tired as fuck
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Late shift yesterday, early shift today , 4 hours sleep in between
Got home, fed and bathed my son, did the dishes
Tired as fuck
Got home, fed and bathed my son, did the dishes
Tired as fuck
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Be the invalid handle you want to see in the world
November 14, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Be the invalid handle you want to see in the world
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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My plan to sleep my way to the top isn’t quite panning out.
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 AM
My plan to sleep my way to the top isn’t quite panning out.
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Coming Trump Appointments
DEA - Kid Rock
HHS - COVID
EEOC - Bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest
CIA - Vladimir Putin
FBI - Hannibal Lecter
AG - Merrick Garland
DEA - Kid Rock
HHS - COVID
EEOC - Bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest
CIA - Vladimir Putin
FBI - Hannibal Lecter
AG - Merrick Garland
November 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Coming Trump Appointments
DEA - Kid Rock
HHS - COVID
EEOC - Bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest
CIA - Vladimir Putin
FBI - Hannibal Lecter
AG - Merrick Garland
DEA - Kid Rock
HHS - COVID
EEOC - Bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest
CIA - Vladimir Putin
FBI - Hannibal Lecter
AG - Merrick Garland
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I have 5 wolves inside of me.
Guess I win the wolf-eating contest, losers.
Guess I win the wolf-eating contest, losers.
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I have 5 wolves inside of me.
Guess I win the wolf-eating contest, losers.
Guess I win the wolf-eating contest, losers.
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Too ghoul for school
August 2, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Too ghoul for school
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Me: there’s no time like the present
Time traveler: omg you dumb asshole
Time traveler: omg you dumb asshole
July 27, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Me: there’s no time like the present
Time traveler: omg you dumb asshole
Time traveler: omg you dumb asshole