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Co-host of The Vorthos Cast, sometimes editor, accessibility professional, a general nuisance. He/Him
Josh Woodward sounds like he just found himself inside a tire shop without having put even an ounce of thought into what he was doing there. Suddenly coming to consciousness in a Burger King and having to ask my AI assistant if I'm hungry.
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Josh Woodward sounds like he just found himself inside a tire shop without having put even an ounce of thought into what he was doing there. Suddenly coming to consciousness in a Burger King and having to ask my AI assistant if I'm hungry.
I’m steadfastly refusing to update until it’s forced upon me.
January 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I’m steadfastly refusing to update until it’s forced upon me.
it's a two card cycle started in The Dark that they finally finished
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
it's a two card cycle started in The Dark that they finally finished
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I wrote about Renee Good, Venezuela, Greenland, and what it means to be a human being. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I wrote about Renee Good, Venezuela, Greenland, and what it means to be a human being. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
In 2026 we are no longer denying the soft animal of our bodies what it loves.
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
In 2026 we are no longer denying the soft animal of our bodies what it loves.
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Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It’s Also Very, Very Pissed Off
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It's Also Very, Very Pissed Off
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Rennee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
www.rollingstone.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It’s Also Very, Very Pissed Off
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
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Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
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Last week, I drove to Minneapolis to spend a few days reporting on the aftermath of Renee Nicole Good's murder for Rolling Stone. What I saw was a city forced to grieve a horrible loss while simultaneously strategizing to protect itself from the ICE reinforcements to come.
Full Story Here:
Full Story Here:
Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It's Also Very, Very Pissed Off
In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Rennee Nicole Good, the city came together — and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.
www.rollingstone.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Last week, I drove to Minneapolis to spend a few days reporting on the aftermath of Renee Nicole Good's murder for Rolling Stone. What I saw was a city forced to grieve a horrible loss while simultaneously strategizing to protect itself from the ICE reinforcements to come.
Full Story Here:
Full Story Here:
My roommate asked me if I thought they used ChatGPT for this season and I said there's no way, they're just bad writers. But sure enough, they are both bad writers and using ChatGPT.
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
My roommate asked me if I thought they used ChatGPT for this season and I said there's no way, they're just bad writers. But sure enough, they are both bad writers and using ChatGPT.
quick rule of thumb for this website but really any social media website is if a user has over 1000 posts and less than 100 followers they are probably some kind of unwell.
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
quick rule of thumb for this website but really any social media website is if a user has over 1000 posts and less than 100 followers they are probably some kind of unwell.
This morning someone sent a "screenshot" that was just a picture of their monitor.
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This morning someone sent a "screenshot" that was just a picture of their monitor.
Why does it sometimes feel that every email I get at work is coming from someone who has just stepped fully formed out of some kind of chrysalis and has no idea how anything works, and especially if this is a person who has ostensibly been working with us for years.
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Why does it sometimes feel that every email I get at work is coming from someone who has just stepped fully formed out of some kind of chrysalis and has no idea how anything works, and especially if this is a person who has ostensibly been working with us for years.
I'll take calling something smut over calling it "mature" or "adult." And I don't care for "erotic" either. There's just not really a great selection of words for "this art has people having explicit sex."
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'll take calling something smut over calling it "mature" or "adult." And I don't care for "erotic" either. There's just not really a great selection of words for "this art has people having explicit sex."
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
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Bethlehem Any% no slouch skip
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Bethlehem Any% no slouch skip
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So I wrote a 26,000 word, three-chapter fanfic about Kirol and Lluwen from Lorwyn: Eclipsed except they're in north Georgia in the 1980s. They do kiss, I promise.
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So I wrote a 26,000 word, three-chapter fanfic about Kirol and Lluwen from Lorwyn: Eclipsed except they're in north Georgia in the 1980s. They do kiss, I promise.
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
Yeah that sounds incredible.
January 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Yeah that sounds incredible.
what is in that little cup
January 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what is in that little cup
This is, by far, the most creative writing I have done since 2014, and I am both proud of what I wrote and terrified that people will actually read it.
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This is, by far, the most creative writing I have done since 2014, and I am both proud of what I wrote and terrified that people will actually read it.
So I wrote a 26,000 word, three-chapter fanfic about Kirol and Lluwen from Lorwyn: Eclipsed except they're in north Georgia in the 1980s. They do kiss, I promise.
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So I wrote a 26,000 word, three-chapter fanfic about Kirol and Lluwen from Lorwyn: Eclipsed except they're in north Georgia in the 1980s. They do kiss, I promise.
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
archiveofourown.org/works/758921...
You know what they say, if you look to your left and you look to your right at the chess tournament and you don’t see a homosexual, you might need to look within.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You know what they say, if you look to your left and you look to your right at the chess tournament and you don’t see a homosexual, you might need to look within.
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someone's gotta go in and tighten the gyre. we can't be having all this widening, it's not sustainable
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
someone's gotta go in and tighten the gyre. we can't be having all this widening, it's not sustainable
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Read the poem in it's entirety: poets.org/poem/renee-n...
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Read the poem in it's entirety: poets.org/poem/renee-n...
I used to work the face painting table at Cottonmouth games and all the kids loved to talk about the fights 😂
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I used to work the face painting table at Cottonmouth games and all the kids loved to talk about the fights 😂