Chris Newell
@chrisnewell.bsky.social
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Chris Newell
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· Oct 9
Sorry I’m late, there was a weird tree
It’s so fun seeing people’s outfits at school Christmas programs. Kids all sparkly. Moms glammed up. Half the dads wearing their best Thin Blue Line t-shirts.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s so fun seeing people’s outfits at school Christmas programs. Kids all sparkly. Moms glammed up. Half the dads wearing their best Thin Blue Line t-shirts.
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
Repeal Section 230 but only for social media companies that use algorithmic feeds.
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Repeal Section 230 but only for social media companies that use algorithmic feeds.
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
Your 2028 Democratic nominee for President is
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Your 2028 Democratic nominee for President is
The Maple Butter Waffle at Max & Helen’s put me in a state of bliss I usually don’t experience publicly.
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Maple Butter Waffle at Max & Helen’s put me in a state of bliss I usually don’t experience publicly.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
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December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Been cry laughing at this shit for an hour. Bubs face in the payoff is killing me
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Been cry laughing at this shit for an hour. Bubs face in the payoff is killing me
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Zootopia 3: Birds of Empire
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Zootopia 3: Birds of Empire
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a surprisingly cogent case that the trump administration is significantly tied to the sinaloa cartel and especially their cryptocurrency fueled money laundering operation
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
a surprisingly cogent case that the trump administration is significantly tied to the sinaloa cartel and especially their cryptocurrency fueled money laundering operation
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being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
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Stranger Things? Here we just call it mutual aid.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Stranger Things? Here we just call it mutual aid.
Stranger Things? Here we just call it mutual aid.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Stranger Things? Here we just call it mutual aid.
Help, my wife builds Magna-Tiles like the Winchester house
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Help, my wife builds Magna-Tiles like the Winchester house
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
RIP Yuri.
Your revenge may have been misguided, but your Psychic Dominator technology was still quite impressive.
Your revenge may have been misguided, but your Psychic Dominator technology was still quite impressive.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
RIP Yuri.
Your revenge may have been misguided, but your Psychic Dominator technology was still quite impressive.
Your revenge may have been misguided, but your Psychic Dominator technology was still quite impressive.
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Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
Boss Unfortunately Witnessed Employee Parking in Morning
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Boss Unfortunately Witnessed Employee Parking in Morning
In it, don’t like it
Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In it, don’t like it
“Did you wake up this morning and think you deserve more? Well you came to the right gas station” is a real thing I just heard
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Did you wake up this morning and think you deserve more? Well you came to the right gas station” is a real thing I just heard
It’s perfectly normal, it’s called ephebonephilim
Out: conspiracies involving sex trafficking children. In: conspiracies involving sex trafficking *giants.*
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s perfectly normal, it’s called ephebonephilim
This was the quality garment, in case you felt like being the opposite of surprised
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This was the quality garment, in case you felt like being the opposite of surprised