Christopher Dole
chrisdole86.bsky.social
Christopher Dole
@chrisdole86.bsky.social
Colorado hiker boy, classical pianist, and writer. Co-Creator of ARDEN, host of MY BIG SCORE, #1 fan of FANTASIA
Holy shit Absolute Green Arrow looks sick as hell
February 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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"In terms of expression and versatility, I am nothing to her."
Greta Garbo on Asta Nielsen
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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And that historical event?

You guessed it, the Teapot Dome scandal.
The new trailer for THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU includes a hidden deep cut reference to two amazing Star Wars books and ties to a real-life historical event.

Learn more here: theholofiles.com/2026/02/18/t...
February 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit

you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
I’m constantly astounded at the sheer level of artistic production coming out of Iceland. Novels, movies, music. Amazing.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Sick.
February 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Directors I would rather see win BC MM this year than Scorsese:

Preston Sturges
Oliver Stone
Warren Beatty
Mike Leigh
Hal Ashby
Jacques Tati
Tony Scott

That being said, looking forward to an After Hours ep that runs for four hours.
February 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires
February 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Statistically at least one couple will fall in love, get married, and have children after meeting at this event and you can never let anyone know about it
Pitbull & BST Hyde Park are officially hosting a Guinness World Records attempt for the ‘largest gathering of people wearing bald caps’ during his headlining show on July 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Me: living my life
Instagram: "Hey, you should follow the guy you used to work for who was probably committing financial crimes and definitely would filter most of the company's annual budget for raises into his own account - and then make you do the budget for him so you could see it."
a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "
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media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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bumping for update! sorry this is more frequent but on very short time! thank you to everyone keeping it circulating! #ma #mutualaid #helpsky 💕💸

$30/212

ca/vm: hypercubexl
pp: paypal.me/darylbartley
hello again, I cooled my jets for the weekend when I probably should have kept pushing, tried to figure something else out but the day has hit, I need to make up the difference so it'll clear. thank you to everyone who's helped so much and reshared and hopefully don't hate me #mutualaid #helpsky 💕💸
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Absolute Robin is ten feet tall but still talks like Burt Ward.
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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They never found the guy. Presumed dead.
How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
February 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Guy who sees Mando & Grogu because Marty Scorsese is voicing an alien
a man in a blue shirt is standing in a dark room with a lamp on the wall
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media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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I might be in the minority, but this is my favorite DDL performance, he conjures a real human out of a myth and also makes you understand how that real human became a myth. He’s also very funny, which helps bsky.app/profile/scre...
This shit goes so crazy man
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons.

“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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definitely seems like you're safer from any kind of punishment for being in the Epstein Files than for, say, just to pick two examples totally at random, attending a college protest for Gaza or tweeting that you weren't very sad Charlie Kirk died
Has anyone in the Epstein Files who didn’t do anything wrong been punished? Maybe someone who was at a meeting Epstein was at. Never went to the island, didn’t get money from him, nor had a bunch of friendly emails.

Anyone get arrested, fired, etc.? Because moral panics feature that sort of thing.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Trump is not an aberration. He is a symptom of a much larger disease.

You do not get to Donald Trump and American Fascism without George W. Bush and if you find yourself trying to paint him in a positive light you have absolutely lost the plot.
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Announcing the 2026 TAFCON schedule!
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
RIP legend.
robert duvall is sitting in front of a crowd of people
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February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"My bicycle conquers boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb!"
at the Deadwood episode where the town gets its first bicycle. what a show!
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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Someone could still file! There's over a month! I would argue people stanning for Platner and trying to ignore **his Nazi tattoo scandal** are actually making it less likely there could be another alternative. This is not about Collins or Mills! It's about Platner on his own merits.
There's other choices between the Nazi tattoo guy! We could just... choose someone else! Mills isn't my first choice, but there's things in the world worse than being 79, and being a Nazi is one of them!
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM