Chris Meloche-Blackstone
@chrisdarkrock.bsky.social
I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe.
He/Him.
He/Him.
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WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL
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my best strategy for dealing with Kenneth Walker III would be yelling "now I say stop all that nonsense now" in the most Foghorn Leghorn accent I could muster
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
my best strategy for dealing with Kenneth Walker III would be yelling "now I say stop all that nonsense now" in the most Foghorn Leghorn accent I could muster
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Some rousing morning music for you all youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Some rousing morning music for you all youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...
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YOU: If I were an owner I'd simply hire the most competent people I could and let them run the organization well.
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
YOU: If I were an owner I'd simply hire the most competent people I could and let them run the organization well.
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
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This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Keon Coleman listening:
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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Lincoln Riley is really the biggest fucking doofus not being able to win at USC with THIS QB
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Lincoln Riley is really the biggest fucking doofus not being able to win at USC with THIS QB
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Every Caleb Williams play
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“stroud takes the snap…”
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“stroud takes the snap…”
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BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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“Frank Gore Jr.” is the one NFL player son that doesn’t make you feel old because Frank Gore Sr.’s NFL career was long enough that by the end you were like “yeah it makes sense that he has an adult son”
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
“Frank Gore Jr.” is the one NFL player son that doesn’t make you feel old because Frank Gore Sr.’s NFL career was long enough that by the end you were like “yeah it makes sense that he has an adult son”
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Live look inside the vatican:
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Live look inside the vatican:
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palms are sweaty
knees weak
ah fuck its cignetti
knees weak
ah fuck its cignetti
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
palms are sweaty
knees weak
ah fuck its cignetti
knees weak
ah fuck its cignetti
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Demond Williams entering the portal
a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
Alt: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Demond Williams entering the portal
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how your first email after the new year finds me
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
how your first email after the new year finds me