Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰
I would say “Pour one (sauce jar) out” but not for a T**** simp
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I would say “Pour one (sauce jar) out” but not for a T**** simp
Oh no this how the Germans draw me back from Trader Joe’s 😅
Aldi found a sneaky way to add $20 to my grocery bill.
Love this set though!
Love this set though!
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Oh no this how the Germans draw me back from Trader Joe’s 😅
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everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
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I’m sure The Wiggles have also offered Max the opportunity to drive the big red car.
Exclusive: I spoke to Formula E CEO Jeff Dodds this afternoon to get his response to Max Verstappen's complaint that 2026 F1 cars are "more like Formula E on steroids" and that "maybe it's better to drive Formula E".
Dodds has offered Verstappen the opportunity to drive an FE car whenever he wants.
Dodds has offered Verstappen the opportunity to drive an FE car whenever he wants.
Max Verstappen gets reply from Formula E chief after brutal F1 criticism
EXCLUSIVE: Formula E boss Jeff Dodds has responded to Max Verstappen's comment.
www.express.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’m sure The Wiggles have also offered Max the opportunity to drive the big red car.
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Just hearing now it's been reversed off of me! Thank you to my fans and sponsors!
When I tried to hex William Byron last fall during Martinsville it may have came in a week later but I think it may be currently backfiring on myself right now at least this week has felt like it
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just hearing now it's been reversed off of me! Thank you to my fans and sponsors!
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Woke 2 came through big last night
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Woke 2 came through big last night
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Sooooooo we just had the gold medal ski jumper Phillipp Raimund himself post on our instagram post of this animation.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Sooooooo we just had the gold medal ski jumper Phillipp Raimund himself post on our instagram post of this animation.
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kristi noem fully debased herself, bought a new face, and threw her entire life’s peace and dignity away for this job. all it will earn her in the end is this
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
kristi noem fully debased herself, bought a new face, and threw her entire life’s peace and dignity away for this job. all it will earn her in the end is this
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Imagine being that emotional about achieving a lifelong dream and then having to thank Dude Wipes for it
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Imagine being that emotional about achieving a lifelong dream and then having to thank Dude Wipes for it
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I bet $5 that chuds on the other place got as far as the word “TRANSaxle” before firing off tweet after tweet about how NASCAR went woke because they lost the lawsuit or something else brain dead
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I bet $5 that chuds on the other place got as far as the word “TRANSaxle” before firing off tweet after tweet about how NASCAR went woke because they lost the lawsuit or something else brain dead
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And now its official
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
And now its official
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Duely duely duels.
so added to my collection of children this year is our extended highlights! i’ve been working on a lot of fun new little things for them over the offseason, hope you enjoy them:
youtu.be/GAn-skZnORQ?...
youtu.be/GAn-skZnORQ?...
2026 Duel at Daytona International Speedway | NASCAR Cup Series Extended Highlights
YouTube video by NASCAR
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Duely duely duels.
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HELL YEAHJH, CASEY!! BURN EM DOWN, BUDDY.
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
HELL YEAHJH, CASEY!! BURN EM DOWN, BUDDY.
Well darn it 🫠🫠🫠
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Well darn it 🫠🫠🫠
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"Austin Dillon did nothing wrong" = "I am being held captive against my will"
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
"Austin Dillon did nothing wrong" = "I am being held captive against my will"
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Lajoie mustache vs Blaney mustache
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Lajoie mustache vs Blaney mustache
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That thing got a Hemi?
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
That thing got a Hemi?
The people (me) yearn for a Labonte brothers documentary
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The people (me) yearn for a Labonte brothers documentary
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