Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Happy Sunday, race fans. My wife’s organization is launching an important fundraiser today with a 2X matching donor. If you could support my campaign by donating or sharing my link here, it would mean a lot.
causematch.com/maalot/jon
Spiritual wellness through Jewish wisdom for all Atlantans!
causematch.com/maalot/jon
Spiritual wellness through Jewish wisdom for all Atlantans!
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Sunday, race fans. My wife’s organization is launching an important fundraiser today with a 2X matching donor. If you could support my campaign by donating or sharing my link here, it would mean a lot.
causematch.com/maalot/jon
Spiritual wellness through Jewish wisdom for all Atlantans!
causematch.com/maalot/jon
Spiritual wellness through Jewish wisdom for all Atlantans!
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HendricKKK Motorsports
reposting because facts:
did not know this, but apparently back at the end of August, ICE bought Tahoes from Hendrick Motorsports
did not know this, but apparently back at the end of August, ICE bought Tahoes from Hendrick Motorsports
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
HendricKKK Motorsports
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hannibal is so overrated. flash-in-the-pan razzle dazzle nonsense like cannae isn’t how you win championships in this league
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
hannibal is so overrated. flash-in-the-pan razzle dazzle nonsense like cannae isn’t how you win championships in this league
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Valtteri Bottas and Sergio Perez should each be given one of these
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Valtteri Bottas and Sergio Perez should each be given one of these
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Passing a Coca-Cola truck on the road and getting confused when it stays the same size the whole time and the axles don’t change locations
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Passing a Coca-Cola truck on the road and getting confused when it stays the same size the whole time and the axles don’t change locations
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It's an out-of-stock car
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's an out-of-stock car
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"AI-generated content is not allowed"
okay based
okay based
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"AI-generated content is not allowed"
okay based
okay based
Anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen
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Officially getting Ford vs Ferrari
Ferrari has reaffirmed its commitment to participating in the FIA World Endurance Championship’s Hypercar class with its 499P until at least the end of 2029 season, in line with the extension of the homologation period for current top-class machinery.
Ferrari Reaffirms Hypercar Commitment Through 2029
Antonello Coletta provides update on timeframe of Ferrari's commitment to FIA WEC's top class...
sportscar365.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Officially getting Ford vs Ferrari
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
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I would rather listen to a cat walking across a piano than any song made by generative AI
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I would rather listen to a cat walking across a piano than any song made by generative AI
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For when your coach like to eat clock.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
For when your coach like to eat clock.
I extended until 4:45 and I feel like an endurance driver who just finished a stint. Hopefully I can get some sleep because I work again at 1pm 😴😴😴
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I extended until 4:45 and I feel like an endurance driver who just finished a stint. Hopefully I can get some sleep because I work again at 1pm 😴😴😴
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Well that’s an interesting news drop with some fun implications to ponder
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well that’s an interesting news drop with some fun implications to ponder
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Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
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Eat shit Kim Davis
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Eat shit Kim Davis
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The art of folding a winning hand
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The art of folding a winning hand
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
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In case you needed a giggle, a story in two parts
(also a commentary on the state of the NASCAR Diecast industry)
(also a commentary on the state of the NASCAR Diecast industry)
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In case you needed a giggle, a story in two parts
(also a commentary on the state of the NASCAR Diecast industry)
(also a commentary on the state of the NASCAR Diecast industry)