It's the most over it's ever been
Eagles offensive line coach Jeff Stoutland is leaving Philadelphia, he announced.
@zberm.bsky.social was on it.
@zberm.bsky.social was on it.
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It's the most over it's ever been
Josh Harris (in the Epstein Files) is a cheap loser and should sell this team immediately
The talented McCain lands on the reigning NBA champions. For the 76ers, the trade allows them to receive assets, clear space in the glut of guards and give them flexibility to bring Quentin Grimes back in free agency. It also allows them to convert two-way Dominick Barlow.
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Josh Harris (in the Epstein Files) is a cheap loser and should sell this team immediately
That McCain trade better be a precursor to something spicy. Otherwise that's just a weird fuckin trade
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
That McCain trade better be a precursor to something spicy. Otherwise that's just a weird fuckin trade
"Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy The Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania In 2002" (Pet Symmetry) It's still hilarious to me that there's a song out there about my stupid little hometown
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy The Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania In 2002" (Pet Symmetry) It's still hilarious to me that there's a song out there about my stupid little hometown
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Elon! Oh a bagged lunch today???
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Elon! Oh a bagged lunch today???
My family on both sides really hasn't been here all that long. That's the wilder part to me. Basically all of them are from Ireland/England/Scotland but they simply didn't bother coming over until the 1900's. (as far as we know)
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My family on both sides really hasn't been here all that long. That's the wilder part to me. Basically all of them are from Ireland/England/Scotland but they simply didn't bother coming over until the 1900's. (as far as we know)
Scotland/England/Ireland all kind of sucked shit in the early 1900's I guess
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Scotland/England/Ireland all kind of sucked shit in the early 1900's I guess
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Still not the most loathsome rodent in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (I will see Gus, the second most famous groundhog in the pits of hell)
Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather. Follow AP for live updates.
Groundhog Day live updates: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
Tens of thousands of people are gathering for Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog that lives in a tree stump, to predict if the already long and cold winter across much of the United States will go on for another six weeks or if an early spring is around the corner.
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February 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Still not the most loathsome rodent in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (I will see Gus, the second most famous groundhog in the pits of hell)
It's important to remember that Punxsy Phil is an all powerful weather god and the process of overthrowing him needs to be handled with care lest he trap us all in a time loop
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It's important to remember that Punxsy Phil is an all powerful weather god and the process of overthrowing him needs to be handled with care lest he trap us all in a time loop
Phil may be an ageless deity but it's time to kill a god. More winter? I can't afford these gas bills anymore you little rat
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Phil may be an ageless deity but it's time to kill a god. More winter? I can't afford these gas bills anymore you little rat
If Punxsutawney Phil doesn't give the correct prediction this morning I am going to drain the oceans to find and kill him
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
If Punxsutawney Phil doesn't give the correct prediction this morning I am going to drain the oceans to find and kill him
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The President is a member of a world-historic pedophile ring, anything short of attempting to remove him from office reads as defense or even endorsement of pedophilia
This is the vice chair of the Democrat caucus straight up saying that even if Dems win the midterms, they might not impeach Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The President is a member of a world-historic pedophile ring, anything short of attempting to remove him from office reads as defense or even endorsement of pedophilia
With love in honor of the one man who loved this silly city more than any of us
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
With love in honor of the one man who loved this silly city more than any of us
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We just re-watched Best in Show over the weekend, Catherine O'Hara is and always will be simply one of the greatest
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
We just re-watched Best in Show over the weekend, Catherine O'Hara is and always will be simply one of the greatest
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Well yes as we all know AL baseball is impure and pitchers hitting is very funny and good.
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Well yes as we all know AL baseball is impure and pitchers hitting is very funny and good.
I can't do another 2nd overall pick. I can't live through JVR/Pattycakes 3.0. Give me 1 or give me 3, just not 2 again
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I can't do another 2nd overall pick. I can't live through JVR/Pattycakes 3.0. Give me 1 or give me 3, just not 2 again
I did a spin on the old Tankathon just to feel something and I think this is the worst case scenario.
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I did a spin on the old Tankathon just to feel something and I think this is the worst case scenario.
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The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.
I pulled these up from the old site and I just hope Dan was able to get his selfie with underdog lady. He really did just love this region and all of its absurdity.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I pulled these up from the old site and I just hope Dan was able to get his selfie with underdog lady. He really did just love this region and all of its absurdity.
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Last thing about Dan
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Last thing about Dan
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
In a world filled with AI slop & homogenized writing, writers like Dan- an original voice with an infectious curiosity- are needed more than ever
A computer could try for a trillion years to explain in a novel what Dan might capture with one picture or post
You can’t fake it
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I only had a couple small interactions with Dan, but he once said seeing his kid’s daycare teacher wearing a Ricky Watters jersey over her Muslim garb represented so much of what he loved Philadelphia & he truly meant it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I only had a couple small interactions with Dan, but he once said seeing his kid’s daycare teacher wearing a Ricky Watters jersey over her Muslim garb represented so much of what he loved Philadelphia & he truly meant it.
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This is the Philadelphia App and Dan *was* Philadelphia. Nobody else captured the weirdness (solemn to silly) of this region and its culture with such affection and respect. Everyone wear your stupidest Wildwood boardwalk tee in his honor. Be good, buddy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is the Philadelphia App and Dan *was* Philadelphia. Nobody else captured the weirdness (solemn to silly) of this region and its culture with such affection and respect. Everyone wear your stupidest Wildwood boardwalk tee in his honor. Be good, buddy.
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Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.