Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am
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Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.
You never feel more at home than when you're in a convenience store while the 2 guys working are screaming at each other.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
You never feel more at home than when you're in a convenience store while the 2 guys working are screaming at each other.
Many are saying Mike Mitchell on the floors heating up
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Many are saying Mike Mitchell on the floors heating up
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Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Working on a theory that Nick Sirianni is how the Eagles keep themselves from squatting the rest of the league to smithereens to the point where the league feels compelled to intervene. Then you get to the playoffs, unplug his headset and let it rip
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Working on a theory that Nick Sirianni is how the Eagles keep themselves from squatting the rest of the league to smithereens to the point where the league feels compelled to intervene. Then you get to the playoffs, unplug his headset and let it rip
Radiators are turned on
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Radiators are turned on
Kim Davis is going to get divorce number 4 and really dig her heels in now
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Kim Davis is going to get divorce number 4 and really dig her heels in now
The Barnes & Noble website dying a horrible noble death as all the movie perverts desperately try to load the hell up on Criterion 4k's half off
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The Barnes & Noble website dying a horrible noble death as all the movie perverts desperately try to load the hell up on Criterion 4k's half off
Government's shut down but they're still collecting my fucking student loans the hell with this shit
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Government's shut down but they're still collecting my fucking student loans the hell with this shit
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head on a swivel, big safety hits are back
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
head on a swivel, big safety hits are back
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cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
Youse mind if I lib out just a little this evening?
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Youse mind if I lib out just a little this evening?
Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.
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Suckling at one of these like a baby goat
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Suckling at one of these like a baby goat
I think I will spend my day hitting my balls with a hammer. It'll be a better use of my time than even thinking about sports
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I think I will spend my day hitting my balls with a hammer. It'll be a better use of my time than even thinking about sports
Absolutely heroic pitching effort tonight. Can't wait for the offense to simply Mr. Belvedere themselves
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Absolutely heroic pitching effort tonight. Can't wait for the offense to simply Mr. Belvedere themselves
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BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
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too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it
More bunting? I'm going to bed
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
More bunting? I'm going to bed
I'm going to get myself in the correct mindset for the Phillies by assaulting a barbell and wearing myself out so badly that when Turner goes 0-3 (3K's and a BB) I won't have the energy to walk to the nearest tall bridge
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm going to get myself in the correct mindset for the Phillies by assaulting a barbell and wearing myself out so badly that when Turner goes 0-3 (3K's and a BB) I won't have the energy to walk to the nearest tall bridge