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Chris K
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Midwestern SF fan-thing. Union member. You need a handle like mine in a Kafkaesque world.
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An excellent reference page to what we're up against.

It probably doesn't list every single thing the Tacofuhrer has done in life that's either evil or just plain stupid, but it comes damn close.

#NoKingsDay

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Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (1946–), is an American ultranationalist[4] and fascist[5][6] politician, businessman, and media personality who is unfortunately the 47th President of the Un...
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You nod off after a hard day's work and dealing with typical shitty midwest winter weather and then wake up to *this* at 3:40 in the morning.

The shit's hit the fan. And splattered.

So much for that Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Like I said, it's a LLM.

Grok has as much capacity to author an emotionally honest apology as I would to give a shit about people who think it *can*, but the danger in that attitude is that they're the same subset of people who got talked into offing themselves by other AI programs.
Media is starting to report the Grok child porn story but way too many are centering the bot's "apologies" and "admissions" without explaining that these are being generated in response to user requests and are not in anyway authentic or meaningful.
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'll be less polite: does anyone think that a media platform owned by a ketamine-abusing, racist sociopath wouldn't allow this shit to go on?

Oh, and Grok can't apologize because *it's not human and has no emotional capacity to honestly do so*. It's like asking a fridge to play Hamlet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"In other news, a rat was seen leaving a *rising* ship..."
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
"You'll never find a more wretched soda of scum and villainy."

I had one, once.

That was quite enough.
One time in college I was obliged to drink a Hubba Bubba soda and it was exactly like if someone chewed up an entire package of the gum in their mouth, drooled the resulting saliva into a glass and carbonated it
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
There's two ways of looking at this: more aerial bombardment that's more liable to miss than not, or it's a typical 47 rhetorical hand job.

Putting boots on the ground in that populous and mountainous a country would be just plain stupid - maybe even too stupid for him.
Prediction: Iran is going to shoot and kill protestors and the U.S. will not ‘come to their rescue’ because that is stupid
The worst possible move.

Another war.
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

One way or another, the racist chucklefucks who stand behind these garbage policies will pay for them, and there's no real time limit.

It took 42 years after the end of World War II to convict Klaus Barbie in France. Ultimately, they did.
DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
President Fat Bastard won't like this, but the similarity between how the Ayatollahs handle things like this and how *he'd* like to handle things like this is rather obvious.
Hysterical watching Iran’s Revolutionary Guard trying to bend reality to its will. The Fars News Agency which it runs: “the demonstration consisted of 200 people with about 5-10 chanting slogans that went beyond economic concerns”.

Videos shared by Iranians show thousands on the streets. 1/2
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah, I can hit any number of "third world" beaches in Brazil and not have to pretend that my government isn't run by goosestepping assholes whose side business is crypto grifting.

Which it is.
There are only 45 million foreign-born people living in the United States right now, about half of whom are naturalized citizens. So this ridiculous edge-lord post by taxpayer-funded trolls is suggesting deporting 55 million native-born citizens.
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Why Nick Shirley is a last-minute 2025 gift for satirists", pt. 3:
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's not so much that Mark said so as that President Fat Bastard hates the idea of being perceived as anything less than a gazillionaire sex machine god king.

Which he isn't.

Not in this life, or any other not readily accessible by hallucinogens.
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.

Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

🙏

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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"I don't need an imaginary friend I can never escape from on my phone, fuckwit. What makes you think that simulating schizophrenia *without* the brain chemistry that goes along with it is an improvement?"
"No Way To Prevent This," Says Company Spending Billions Of Dollars To Encourage This
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Why Nick Shirley is a last-minute 2025 gift for satirists", pt. 2:
When Nick Shirley arrived to "test" if he could enroll his son "Joey" in Minneapolis day cares, his viral video omitted that he showed up with an entourage of masked men acting like security, multiple vehicles including vans, cameras, and men who wouldn't identify themselves. One day care owner /
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Why Nick Shirley is a last-minute 2025 gift for satirists", pt. 1:
You know you’re winning when you’re dispatching never-loved 20-something white dudes whose faces scream “I need therapy but daddy said it’s for weaklings” to knock on daycare doors and scream, “SHOW ME YOUR CHILDREN!!!”
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The "content of his character" continues to be a burning dumpster full of intestinal parasite-ridden dogshit.
unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
2025 was hideous. My mother died in January. A friend went unexpectedly in April. Other personal issues and the fact we're governed in the US by a coterie of authoritarian grifters were just the cherry on top of 2025's shit sundae.

Still, I'm not giving up.

Don't you give up, either.
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"The Congo."
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Perfect example of "what is this shit, exactly?" resting face.
One of the things about Zelenskyy being an actor is he knows how to say something without saying something.
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Touche.
Head's up for Canucks: US visitors are very thin-skinned right now. I was explaining to one--in slowly spoken simple grade English, no less!--that in Canada, women are people, reading is legal, and he cannot test his new gun by emptying it into a classroom. It was like _I_ was somehow the bad guy.
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Funny how a woo-peddling charlatan who seems to be waging war against poor brown people is accusing other people of waging war against poor brown people.

Are we sure that the brainworm isn't still hard at work in his head?
Kennedy says adding folic acid to tortillas is “waging war” against poor residents. Folic acid has long been added to cereal and bread and the CDC website currently says it’s safe for those with the mutation mentioned in the thread Kennedy is replying to.
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm registered in Illinois so chances of this working up here are slim to none, but if a future governor ever acceded to purging me for patently illegal reasons I will sue the DoJ until they collectively bleed.
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can remember when Taibbi worked on the Buffalo _Beast_, and he's done such an effective job destroying his past reputation that he comes off as being as self-aware as a man walking around with a steaming load in his pants who can't smell himself.
I'm going to be real and admit I missed Owned being released, which is weird, it's totally my genre.

But now that I know Matt Taibbi is so mad about the book that he filed a frivolous lawsuit over it, I did the only rational thing and bought a copy.
Some ~personal news~
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM