Chris K
@chiarchfiend.bsky.social
Midwestern SF fan-creature. Union member. You need a handle like mine in a Kafkaesque world.
Dude, 2015.
He was already gone at that point.
He was already gone at that point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dude, 2015.
He was already gone at that point.
He was already gone at that point.
"But mah state will offer me clemency, raht?"
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"But mah state will offer me clemency, raht?"
Time for a Billy Madison Award again, I think...
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says my spouse is sleeping around .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says my spouse is sleeping around .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Time for a Billy Madison Award again, I think...
Has this Cletus actually *seen* how expensive some of those mortgages are, even for a two-bedroom, one full bathroom house?
It's like talking to someone from Jupiter.
It's like talking to someone from Jupiter.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Has this Cletus actually *seen* how expensive some of those mortgages are, even for a two-bedroom, one full bathroom house?
It's like talking to someone from Jupiter.
It's like talking to someone from Jupiter.
"When you put your stupidest kid in charge of the grift"
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"When you put your stupidest kid in charge of the grift"
Certainly not in the White House or the cabinet...
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Certainly not in the White House or the cabinet...
I can think of about eight Senators who should be getting clown suits shipped to them right about now.
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
For one thing, it's the "Magnificent Mile". For another, it's not a "Shopping Center". It's also quite occupied whenever I walk down it, brick and mortar store losses be damned.
Is Stephen Miller just having his coffee drugged before he (purportedly) writes these things, or what?
Is Stephen Miller just having his coffee drugged before he (purportedly) writes these things, or what?
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
For one thing, it's the "Magnificent Mile". For another, it's not a "Shopping Center". It's also quite occupied whenever I walk down it, brick and mortar store losses be damned.
Is Stephen Miller just having his coffee drugged before he (purportedly) writes these things, or what?
Is Stephen Miller just having his coffee drugged before he (purportedly) writes these things, or what?
They're jockeying for draft pick position. They know the Daboll thing didn't work, so now it's time to go to plan B and tank.
Problem is, the Jets are doing much the same thing - it doesn't work.
This is like trying to watch a baseball game in Chicago circa 1976. All bad, all the time.
Problem is, the Jets are doing much the same thing - it doesn't work.
This is like trying to watch a baseball game in Chicago circa 1976. All bad, all the time.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They're jockeying for draft pick position. They know the Daboll thing didn't work, so now it's time to go to plan B and tank.
Problem is, the Jets are doing much the same thing - it doesn't work.
This is like trying to watch a baseball game in Chicago circa 1976. All bad, all the time.
Problem is, the Jets are doing much the same thing - it doesn't work.
This is like trying to watch a baseball game in Chicago circa 1976. All bad, all the time.
Name something that isn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Name something that isn’t.
I'm not.
Let HIM sit in one of those control towers for a whole two hours and be sure to have EMTs on standby.
Let HIM sit in one of those control towers for a whole two hours and be sure to have EMTs on standby.
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm not.
Let HIM sit in one of those control towers for a whole two hours and be sure to have EMTs on standby.
Let HIM sit in one of those control towers for a whole two hours and be sure to have EMTs on standby.
I'm concerned about how much paste Duffy eats on a regular basis.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm concerned about how much paste Duffy eats on a regular basis.
No one ever said these people were bright.
Q: "how many lemmings can dive over a cliff at the same time?"
A: "218, give or take."
Q: "how many lemmings can dive over a cliff at the same time?"
A: "218, give or take."
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No one ever said these people were bright.
Q: "how many lemmings can dive over a cliff at the same time?"
A: "218, give or take."
Q: "how many lemmings can dive over a cliff at the same time?"
A: "218, give or take."