Chris K
@chiarchfiend.bsky.social
Midwestern SF fan-creature. Union member. You need a handle like mine in a Kafkaesque world.
Reporting live from Chicago. There's no "hellscape" I'd rather be in.
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reporting live from Chicago. There's no "hellscape" I'd rather be in.
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That's one too many pairs of quotes, NPR.
One of those things are organisms we can see with a microscope; the other one is based on "bad air", which sounds more like the end result of a multi-burrito excursion to Taco Bell.
One of those things are organisms we can see with a microscope; the other one is based on "bad air", which sounds more like the end result of a multi-burrito excursion to Taco Bell.
June 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
That's one too many pairs of quotes, NPR.
One of those things are organisms we can see with a microscope; the other one is based on "bad air", which sounds more like the end result of a multi-burrito excursion to Taco Bell.
One of those things are organisms we can see with a microscope; the other one is based on "bad air", which sounds more like the end result of a multi-burrito excursion to Taco Bell.
I got just a little salty about this myself yesterday...
June 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I got just a little salty about this myself yesterday...
Meanwhile, an actual Chicago rapid transit rider weighs in on the opinion of a plastic twerp:
May 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Meanwhile, an actual Chicago rapid transit rider weighs in on the opinion of a plastic twerp:
Hard nope. See the middle of Article One.
December 28, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Hard nope. See the middle of Article One.
Fuck it. Let Joe drop him.
December 6, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Fuck it. Let Joe drop him.
Hmmm.
Think I might've made my point clear enough prior to deactivation?
Think I might've made my point clear enough prior to deactivation?
October 25, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Hmmm.
Think I might've made my point clear enough prior to deactivation?
Think I might've made my point clear enough prior to deactivation?
"Hey, Jack! Remember _The Matrix_ Who were the good guys, again?"
(Jack thinks back, remembers how much he liked the cut of Agent Smith's jib)
(Jack thinks back, remembers how much he liked the cut of Agent Smith's jib)
June 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
"Hey, Jack! Remember _The Matrix_ Who were the good guys, again?"
(Jack thinks back, remembers how much he liked the cut of Agent Smith's jib)
(Jack thinks back, remembers how much he liked the cut of Agent Smith's jib)
ELON, QUIT GIVING JACK YOUR KETAMINE THIS INSTANT
May 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
ELON, QUIT GIVING JACK YOUR KETAMINE THIS INSTANT
Oh, it's funnier than that.
Way funnier.
Way funnier.
February 21, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Oh, it's funnier than that.
Way funnier.
Way funnier.
Well, predictably, Orange Biff went from mentioning the death of Alexei Navalny for a millisecond to whining again about how he's The Most Oppressed Man On Earth.
The degree to which I'm tired of his bullshit can only be expressed in mathematical equations at this point.
The degree to which I'm tired of his bullshit can only be expressed in mathematical equations at this point.
February 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Well, predictably, Orange Biff went from mentioning the death of Alexei Navalny for a millisecond to whining again about how he's The Most Oppressed Man On Earth.
The degree to which I'm tired of his bullshit can only be expressed in mathematical equations at this point.
The degree to which I'm tired of his bullshit can only be expressed in mathematical equations at this point.