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@chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social
likes are 1000% an endorsement idc what anyone else says
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is this progressive
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
is this progressive
pooped so good it made me feel skinny
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
pooped so good it made me feel skinny
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Brie Brie joy is being unbelievably silly the solution is instead to just always eat fish sauce, chili peppers and cilantro
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Brie Brie joy is being unbelievably silly the solution is instead to just always eat fish sauce, chili peppers and cilantro
me when a dog on my route who hated me decides we’re friends now
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
me when a dog on my route who hated me decides we’re friends now
I am 30 or 40 years old and when men (my age-ish????) talk to me in public I still get very like HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY IS TRYING TO TALK TO A TEENAGER GROSS
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I am 30 or 40 years old and when men (my age-ish????) talk to me in public I still get very like HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY IS TRYING TO TALK TO A TEENAGER GROSS
we love a projector movie and a long island in this house
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
we love a projector movie and a long island in this house
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does tom morello know they make longer guitar straps
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
does tom morello know they make longer guitar straps
do u think jeff bezos ever orders things off amazon
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 AM
do u think jeff bezos ever orders things off amazon
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@barackobama.bsky.social do u have any travis scott songs u would recommend for me as someone who smokes cigarette butts off the subway platform or is that just something u do for the defense contractor girlies who buy zyns from the vending machine in the palantir office
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
@barackobama.bsky.social do u have any travis scott songs u would recommend for me as someone who smokes cigarette butts off the subway platform or is that just something u do for the defense contractor girlies who buy zyns from the vending machine in the palantir office
it was so good there was a lot of Hog
we’re at the cinema to watch 28 somethings later and we are the only people in the whole theatre this slaps lmao
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 AM
it was so good there was a lot of Hog
we’re at the cinema to watch 28 somethings later and we are the only people in the whole theatre this slaps lmao
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
we’re at the cinema to watch 28 somethings later and we are the only people in the whole theatre this slaps lmao
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Obama only shows up when it looks like the people might have a say in making the country less shitty. He makes sure that doesn't happen.
All three living Democratic presidents have said nothing about any of this. I don’t mean just today, I mean any of it. Obama’s last two tweets are about basketball and wishing his wife happy birthday. Nothing on Renee Good who was murdered 17 days ago
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Obama only shows up when it looks like the people might have a say in making the country less shitty. He makes sure that doesn't happen.
this is my job btw I’m literally the ocean’s mailman
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
this is my job btw I’m literally the ocean’s mailman
cows hate to see me coming jk im in a mail truck and for some reason they find that DELIGHTFUL
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
cows hate to see me coming jk im in a mail truck and for some reason they find that DELIGHTFUL
currently overhearing some teens explain steamed hams to each other
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
currently overhearing some teens explain steamed hams to each other
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scarface is just shen yun for cuba
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
scarface is just shen yun for cuba
does anyone else ever look at a river and think if I was a beaver I'd be so mad right now
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
does anyone else ever look at a river and think if I was a beaver I'd be so mad right now
Steve Jobs died of Takilma
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Steve Jobs died of Takilma
no disrespect to the good half of daft punk but if you pronounce thomas in the “french” way it gives me the ick in the same way that some people get (performatively) disgusted by the word moist
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
no disrespect to the good half of daft punk but if you pronounce thomas in the “french” way it gives me the ick in the same way that some people get (performatively) disgusted by the word moist
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Liberals will be like ‘don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good’ & it’s like dawg that is what you tell someone on a diet, we are talking about basic human rights.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Liberals will be like ‘don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good’ & it’s like dawg that is what you tell someone on a diet, we are talking about basic human rights.
“colonel” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“colonel” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
first sumo of the season let’s fucking gooooooooo
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
first sumo of the season let’s fucking gooooooooo
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I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
wife is making me listen to their war playlist at 930 am and I love system of a down but it’s a bit early for all of this
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
wife is making me listen to their war playlist at 930 am and I love system of a down but it’s a bit early for all of this
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