Tom Danks 🍃
@chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social
likes are 1000% an endorsement idc what anyone else says
they brought her more creamer and a full sugar and she added more
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
they brought her more creamer and a full sugar and she added more
remember how in like 2020/2021 the cool thing to do was the at-home wolf cut??? I shoulda just done that lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
remember how in like 2020/2021 the cool thing to do was the at-home wolf cut??? I shoulda just done that lol
I gave her a good tip because I respect that level of honesty lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I gave her a good tip because I respect that level of honesty lol
should’ve asked her to give me microbangs just to scare her lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
should’ve asked her to give me microbangs just to scare her lol
they’re trying to save me from myself
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
they’re trying to save me from myself
oh man I can’t wait this is gonna be great
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh man I can’t wait this is gonna be great
he’s got no pants on!
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
he’s got no pants on!
no kings parade is brunch’s patronus
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
no kings parade is brunch’s patronus
today they asked me to throw a pizza party for their parade next weekend
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
today they asked me to throw a pizza party for their parade next weekend
Dan went “goddammit Max” out loud when he saw this and I had to ask him what he was all riled up about
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dan went “goddammit Max” out loud when he saw this and I had to ask him what he was all riled up about
max I need you to start selling me your tied dyes and also everything else in your closet (not the shoes they would be clown shoes on me lol)
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
max I need you to start selling me your tied dyes and also everything else in your closet (not the shoes they would be clown shoes on me lol)