Chaotic Leaf Friend
@chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social
I want to be a homeowner so I can put an autumn leaf pile in my living room.
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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I am still amazed at how thick Republicans are that Democratic voters really, *really* do not like the Clintons.
They're establishment-popular, not actually popular.
"You come for Trump we'll come for Clinton!" they say, ignoring the constant stream of memes and jeering over Bill.
They're establishment-popular, not actually popular.
"You come for Trump we'll come for Clinton!" they say, ignoring the constant stream of memes and jeering over Bill.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am still amazed at how thick Republicans are that Democratic voters really, *really* do not like the Clintons.
They're establishment-popular, not actually popular.
"You come for Trump we'll come for Clinton!" they say, ignoring the constant stream of memes and jeering over Bill.
They're establishment-popular, not actually popular.
"You come for Trump we'll come for Clinton!" they say, ignoring the constant stream of memes and jeering over Bill.
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Gold star 🌟 to the reporter who asks Trump who Bubba is
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Gold star 🌟 to the reporter who asks Trump who Bubba is
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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I admire Don Knuth for many things. But perhaps the most admirable is quitting email before I was even born.
From cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/email...
From cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/email...
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I admire Don Knuth for many things. But perhaps the most admirable is quitting email before I was even born.
From cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/email...
From cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/email...
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I notice Karoline Leavitt didn't wear her 2-lb. golden cross, because she knew she had to tell some particularly grievous lies today ...
As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
She did not respond.
She did not respond.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I notice Karoline Leavitt didn't wear her 2-lb. golden cross, because she knew she had to tell some particularly grievous lies today ...
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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I cannot express how angry this makes me
Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I cannot express how angry this makes me
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The last annual review concluded the SS Richard Montgomery was perfectly safe!
And as a demonstration of exactly how safe it is it also banned aircraft from flying anywhere near it in case, y'know, the wreck spontaneously makes itself a lot safer in a manner incompatible with continued aviation...
And as a demonstration of exactly how safe it is it also banned aircraft from flying anywhere near it in case, y'know, the wreck spontaneously makes itself a lot safer in a manner incompatible with continued aviation...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The delulu is not trululu
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The delulu is not trululu
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91 votes separate the candidates. 91!!! (For you kids, that's 24 more than 67). It has never been more important to make sure your vote counted in the Seattle Mayoral election! It's quick and easy to check, and quick and easy to fix if there's an issue! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
HEY! Did you vote for the Mayor of Seattle and think that you're DONE with this election already? Well, I'm here to tell you you're NOT! There's 1,794 ballots from Seattle alone that aren't counted due to signature issues! But good news: you can check and FIX IT if it's you!
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
91 votes separate the candidates. 91!!! (For you kids, that's 24 more than 67). It has never been more important to make sure your vote counted in the Seattle Mayoral election! It's quick and easy to check, and quick and easy to fix if there's an issue! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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QUEEN WORLD CUP
#QueenWorldCup
It's the first QUARTER FINAL today.
KILLER QUEEN has scored heavily, and by wide margins all the way. Walked it, m8.
I WANT TO BREAK FREE really squeezed through against White Queen and Bicycle Race. Combative.
Vote #Killer or #Break in reply, by 10pm.
#QueenWorldCup
It's the first QUARTER FINAL today.
KILLER QUEEN has scored heavily, and by wide margins all the way. Walked it, m8.
I WANT TO BREAK FREE really squeezed through against White Queen and Bicycle Race. Combative.
Vote #Killer or #Break in reply, by 10pm.
a close up of a man singing into a microphone with his eyes closed
Alt: a close up of Freddie Mercury singing into a microphone with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
QUEEN WORLD CUP
#QueenWorldCup
It's the first QUARTER FINAL today.
KILLER QUEEN has scored heavily, and by wide margins all the way. Walked it, m8.
I WANT TO BREAK FREE really squeezed through against White Queen and Bicycle Race. Combative.
Vote #Killer or #Break in reply, by 10pm.
#QueenWorldCup
It's the first QUARTER FINAL today.
KILLER QUEEN has scored heavily, and by wide margins all the way. Walked it, m8.
I WANT TO BREAK FREE really squeezed through against White Queen and Bicycle Race. Combative.
Vote #Killer or #Break in reply, by 10pm.
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First world problem with heated toilet seats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
First world problem with heated toilet seats.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Remember when every mom in the 90s discovered sponge painting and suddenly every wall looked like it had a yeast infection in Tuscan beige?
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Remember when every mom in the 90s discovered sponge painting and suddenly every wall looked like it had a yeast infection in Tuscan beige?
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Why is his face always set to "unexpected shart"?
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why is his face always set to "unexpected shart"?
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