CfClytemnestra
@cfclytemnestra.bsky.social
Cats, food, snark. Recovering attorney - generally found in NYC, planning my next trip to Japan . . . 🍣🍤🍙
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February 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Like if executing people point-blank in the street wasn’t evidence enough, DHS is abandoning pets when they abduct their victims. Not to mention pets who don’t get fed when their humans don’t come home. It’s an entire agency of puppy killers and it starts at the top.
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Like if executing people point-blank in the street wasn’t evidence enough, DHS is abandoning pets when they abduct their victims. Not to mention pets who don’t get fed when their humans don’t come home. It’s an entire agency of puppy killers and it starts at the top.
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I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
I'm pretending it's Friday . . .
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I'm pretending it's Friday . . .
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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Is it time for “Heathcliff is Cathy’s half-brother” discourse again?
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Is it time for “Heathcliff is Cathy’s half-brother” discourse again?
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Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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Odd how so many people who argued trans people are corrupting children happen to be in the Epstein Files.
Huh.
Huh.
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Odd how so many people who argued trans people are corrupting children happen to be in the Epstein Files.
Huh.
Huh.
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This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)
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18 days til the 3rd anniversary of my being completely over her.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
18 days til the 3rd anniversary of my being completely over her.
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where is the guillotine emoji
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
where is the guillotine emoji
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The Epstein files reveal (among other things) that rich white men invented AI because they can't write for shit.
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The Epstein files reveal (among other things) that rich white men invented AI because they can't write for shit.
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Bruce Springsteen is currently number one in iTunes in 19 countries.
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Bruce Springsteen is currently number one in iTunes in 19 countries.
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Fuck Ice in nautical flags
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Fuck Ice in nautical flags
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Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
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Don’t beat yourself up for being self-sufficient.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Don’t beat yourself up for being self-sufficient.
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i don't think all the upper tier folks approve of pedophiles, precisely, but many think that special rules should apply to powerful people and certainly think that lesser people aren't quite people, so..
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
i don't think all the upper tier folks approve of pedophiles, precisely, but many think that special rules should apply to powerful people and certainly think that lesser people aren't quite people, so..
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This is what Sarah Kendzior has said for years: the ultra-wealthy &;powerful are part of an international crime syndicate that masquerades as government.
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 AM
This is what Sarah Kendzior has said for years: the ultra-wealthy &;powerful are part of an international crime syndicate that masquerades as government.
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My wife made a distinction once between men who want a wife and children vs. a man who wants to be a husband and father. Very accurate.
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
My wife made a distinction once between men who want a wife and children vs. a man who wants to be a husband and father. Very accurate.
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Mom got us talk buttons 😯
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Mom got us talk buttons 😯
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
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TL cleanse with Puck & Little Alice. 🐾
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
TL cleanse with Puck & Little Alice. 🐾