Celeste is Best
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Captain of the Starship Celeste!
Podcaster,
Cosplayer,
Comedian,
Robot Enthusiast
Mythology Scholar
Occasional Pop Culture Journalist
http://www.patreon.com/CelesteisBest
https://ko-fi.com/celestestartwin
Captain of the Starship Celeste!
Podcaster,
Cosplayer,
Comedian,
Robot Enthusiast
Mythology Scholar
Occasional Pop Culture Journalist
Pinned
Seriously stop using fucking Twitter.
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Imagine making your whole existence about hating people who haven't done a single thing to you
Maya in 1933: "I met the publisher responsible for Der Stürmer and its publication of Jewish crimes.
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Imagine making your whole existence about hating people who haven't done a single thing to you
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Unfucking believable. Who cares if Ralph Norman brought it? She was literally directly texting Jeffrey Epstein! She should not be on the intel committee!
Plaskett narrowly escapes censure over her Epstein texts
The Democratic delegate will keep her House Intel post after the House voted down a formal reprimand.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Unfucking believable. Who cares if Ralph Norman brought it? She was literally directly texting Jeffrey Epstein! She should not be on the intel committee!
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Normal people just call this transferring funds from saving to chequing
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Normal people just call this transferring funds from saving to chequing
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Sure will help with inflation and interest rates
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sure will help with inflation and interest rates
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So she’s using the victims cause as a launching pad; grt
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So she’s using the victims cause as a launching pad; grt
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Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
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This is ten times funnier due to the venue
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This is ten times funnier due to the venue
Con this weekend
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Con this weekend
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“To be clear: I am not saying Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed. I am saying that if the situation were reversed, there is no doubt that Donald Trump would definitely be claiming Joe Biden had Jeffrey Epstein killed” - me for Zeteo
We Should All Be Epstein Conspiracy Theorists Now
Mehdi on the creepy dead pedophile who was threatening a creepy president, the latest from Marjorie Taylor Greene's revolt, and Gavin Newsom's ambitious attempt to unite the Democratic Party.
zeteo.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“To be clear: I am not saying Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed. I am saying that if the situation were reversed, there is no doubt that Donald Trump would definitely be claiming Joe Biden had Jeffrey Epstein killed” - me for Zeteo
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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Gundam NT dub cast recreating the movie poster.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gundam NT dub cast recreating the movie poster.
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History books. Album covers. Time cover. Wheat pasted posters. Projected on buildings. Billboards. Commercials. Social media ads.
Put. This. Picture. Everywhere.
Put. This. Picture. Everywhere.
Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protest outside Chicago-area ICE facility reut.rs/49lQnWS
Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protest outside Chicago-area ICE facility
Nearly two dozen people were arrested as faith leaders protested on Friday outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago, authorities said, the latest sign of tensions over the Trump administration's aggressive enforcement push.
reut.rs
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
History books. Album covers. Time cover. Wheat pasted posters. Projected on buildings. Billboards. Commercials. Social media ads.
Put. This. Picture. Everywhere.
Put. This. Picture. Everywhere.
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37! President Trump sucked 37 dicks!
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
37! President Trump sucked 37 dicks!
Shit like this is why NPH was perfect as the new Smith in The Matrox.Resurrections. The presentable (read as “rich and white”) gays are way too ready to throw the rest of us under the bus.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Shit like this is why NPH was perfect as the new Smith in The Matrox.Resurrections. The presentable (read as “rich and white”) gays are way too ready to throw the rest of us under the bus.
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Check out Asawin Suebsaeng and Prem Thakker’s exclusive reporting on Trump and Epstein for Zeteo that featured on MSNBC and Chris Hayes tonight:
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
‘That Sucks’: Trump and the GOP Thought They Survived the Epstein Scandal. It’s Back
Trumpland is annoyed that GOP lawmakers aren’t running effective interference for the president and are getting ‘played by Democrats.’
zeteo.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Check out Asawin Suebsaeng and Prem Thakker’s exclusive reporting on Trump and Epstein for Zeteo that featured on MSNBC and Chris Hayes tonight:
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
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Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
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"Out of print" and "lost media" are not synonyms.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Out of print" and "lost media" are not synonyms.
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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Welp, Mastercard strikes again.
XSEED Games announced that Corpse Party Tetralogy Pack west physical is canceled as well as digital unreleased games featured in the pack, due to the contents of several games in the pack not complying with current platform guidelines
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Welp, Mastercard strikes again.
I think it’s weird that even UNINTENTIONALLY the 1935 Bride of Frankenstein maintains more of the queer themes of the 1818 novel Han the 2025 film does.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I think it’s weird that even UNINTENTIONALLY the 1935 Bride of Frankenstein maintains more of the queer themes of the 1818 novel Han the 2025 film does.
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i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
Thomas Massie’s wife died in June 2024. And Trump has opinions about his new marriage.
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
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I feel like this gotta be the scenario of at least a couple Fate/Grand Order events
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I feel like this gotta be the scenario of at least a couple Fate/Grand Order events
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Every time he brings this idea up, the micro-tears in my brain grow a little bigger.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every time he brings this idea up, the micro-tears in my brain grow a little bigger.
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Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.