Jere
@ceilican.bsky.social
My personality is like 90% “dachshund dad.” Quality Engineer in the automotive industry, General-Purpose nerd. He/Him
I’m blender critical. When you blend your fruit you can lose track of how much you’re eating.
I'm ender-critical. The Formics didn't deserve it!
I’m mender-critical. Leave it that way, it’s fine.
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m blender critical. When you blend your fruit you can lose track of how much you’re eating.
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
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TODAY'S COMIC: The Dachshund Song!
![PANEL 1:
Magenta burst: The DACHSHUND song!
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be awolf! But now your legs are FOUR INCHES LONG!
DIGBY, the brown dachshund, stands against a white background, side-eyeing a banana. Dashed lines go from the top and bottom of his legs to the height of the banana, to emphasize how small they are.
PANEL 2:
Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your leaps, well, THEY’RE NOT SO STRONG! [music notes]
DIGBY tries to jump on a blue sofa, but runs his chest in to the cushion. Sound effect: BIFF!
PANEL 3:
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your howl IS YAWNING REAL LONG!
Digby, against a white background, stretches his back, front legs stretched out (not very far, they are very short), but in the air. One eye open as he opens his mouth. Sound effect: ZZZZZZZ
PANEL 4: Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your barks are PIG-PARTS GONE WRONG!
Digby, with his front legs against the window, barks at a yellow bird sitting in a tree. Sound effect: Borf borf borf
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December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
TODAY'S COMIC: The Dachshund Song!
introduce yourself with 5 animals youve seen in the wild:
Bear
Honu
Blue Heron
White Tailed Deer
Possum
Bear
Honu
Blue Heron
White Tailed Deer
Possum
elk
whooping crane
armadillo
raccoon
wild turkey
whooping crane
armadillo
raccoon
wild turkey
introduce yourself with 5 animals youve seen in the wild:
-fisher (little kits scampering around(!!))
-coyote
-barred owl
-bnuuy
-beaver
-fisher (little kits scampering around(!!))
-coyote
-barred owl
-bnuuy
-beaver
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introduce yourself with 5 animals youve seen in the wild:
Bear
Honu
Blue Heron
White Tailed Deer
Possum
Bear
Honu
Blue Heron
White Tailed Deer
Possum
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
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I started playing at the tail end of the satanic panic. My mother was worried to let me play, but then I showed her the players guide and (tried) to explain THAC0, she called it "homework: the game" and let me go.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I started playing at the tail end of the satanic panic. My mother was worried to let me play, but then I showed her the players guide and (tried) to explain THAC0, she called it "homework: the game" and let me go.
I think Thorin finds Halloween more stressful than Independence Day. There’s just too many people out and about in his neighborhood.
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think Thorin finds Halloween more stressful than Independence Day. There’s just too many people out and about in his neighborhood.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
In this family we appreciate the beautiful fall weather.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In this family we appreciate the beautiful fall weather.
Dachtober! Here’s my boys in dragon costumes!
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dachtober! Here’s my boys in dragon costumes!
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US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Imperial Fist Bees.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
September 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Imperial Fist Bees.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
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Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
Ruin a band with Law
NBANC
NBANC
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ruin a band with Law
NBANC
NBANC
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We got these Halloween treats for the boys that are a skeleton hand that you break apart for them.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We got these Halloween treats for the boys that are a skeleton hand that you break apart for them.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
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so theres a song called strange fruit about Iyηchιng…
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
so theres a song called strange fruit about Iyηchιng…
If you see this repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you see this repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
We put Thorin into a Smaug costume, and I’m not sure he’s feeling it.
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We put Thorin into a Smaug costume, and I’m not sure he’s feeling it.
Ferrus Manus’ metal arms are said to be able to shape metal with a touch. But when he makes something, he makes it the old fashioned way with hammer and forge.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
September 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ferrus Manus’ metal arms are said to be able to shape metal with a touch. But when he makes something, he makes it the old fashioned way with hammer and forge.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.