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the 39 year old posting this website promised to you. Ireland
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r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Replies you get when a post makes it to Discover: This reminds me of a poem my father wrote. Mind you, he wasn’t a good poet and was an even worse father. But he was possessed of a certain rustic perspicacity. Actually, I’m more like him than I like to admit. We both like brunettes DDD and above.
April 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Blippo+ shows top 5

1. BUSHWALKER
2. Quizzards
3. Boredome
4. Wake Up, Universe!
5. Clone Trois

Special mention to Do You Party? canceled and taken off the air far too early
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’ve been eating a lot of apples recently specifically honeycrunch apples so I google them to find out more about them and there’s an article telling me I should have been eating these apples 5 years ago and actually they suck now and that’s what going on the internet is about
December 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
For Christmas, Sarah got me a copy of the Japan version of Perfect Dark for the N64, entirely because it has hands-down the coolest box art that has ever blessed a video game. I look forward to leaving it in different conspicuous parts of the house to be noticed
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Cultivating joy, especially in times of darkness, is vital and a practice you have to work at
When you drift through some unheralded point in your 40s, you start accumulating actuarial risks.

The odds of illness, heart attack, or the chances losing of a parent go up.

But there is another risk- particularly acute for men.

There is a risk you will lose your capacity for joy.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
defrosting the freezer, passing the time by constructing elaborate revenge fantasies about the man who must have broken into my house last night and left it open
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.

Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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Me: God, what is the point of life?

God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.
June 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The baby simply can’t get enough of falling asleep to Random Access Memories by Daft Punk
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shredded cheese. Why do Americans have to make everything so violent
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
yeah I like playstation 2. Playstation 2 the polls
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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That was Elon in those streams including yesterday. Not falling for this
January 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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honking on bobo while my man plays 2k. oh you thought i meant my man's bobo?????? fohhhhhhhhh
January 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The ideal gamer form. Beautiful ridiculous creature.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
when you’re walking the dog and just trying to get to the objective marker but she keeps stopping to sniff out all the collectibles
December 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I just think it’s great that everyone is talking about the Falcons
December 30, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Ok, 1st pic clearly shows they’re at the station after security where you stuff everything back in your bag, not before the scanner where everyone is timing how long it takes you to empty your pockets. I love getting angry at women for taking photos as much as the next guy but this is whatever
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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woah miss piggy bamalam
woah miss piggy bamalam
big bitch of ham bamalam
made the frog her man bamalam
December 29, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Most babies will start to show signs of telekinetic ability at around 8 weeks; but if your little darling seems a little behind on this milestone, don’t worry! Experts say that psychic powers can manifest in many different forms, and on vastly differing timelines
December 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Dog watching me change the baby and asking herself why she’s the only one in the house who has to poop outside
December 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM