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floptimus prime💫🩷💜💙 @cattitude.xyz · Oct 4
iden szamolni es tisztessegesen dokumentalni is fogom, hany tuna-mayo onigirit eszem majd meg Japanban
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titsay.bsky.social
home = you
February 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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ohweebeasties.bsky.social
His name is Nazgul! A gate-crashing dog steals the show at the Olympics : NPR share.google/W47oFZJk3So6...
Surprise 4-legged Olympic competitor wows cross-country fans
Nazgul sprints on the course at a cross-country ski race, crossing the finish line in an unsanctioned quest for glory.
share.google
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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szerda moodboard
I am once again asking to be euthanized "shut the fuck up." Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time. please god just choose another soldier already
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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mcpli.bsky.social
In honor of Lunar New Year, one of my all-time favorite maps:

How dumplings spread around the world

(tl;dr: It was largely, though not exclusively, the Mongol invasions!)
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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anireal.bsky.social
🧧🌸🐎Happy Lunar New Year!🐎🌸🧧

Some happy little horses~ The bigger artwork I'll have to save for another day😊

❤️Love you guys, drink some good tea today~ ☕❤️
Lunar New Year artwork of happy little horses and the symbol for good luck.
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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*foaming at the mouth* KIKUTAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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tanárok, akik más tanszékről tanítanak minket: napokkal az első óra előtt küldenek egy emailt, amiben bemutatkoznak, elküldik a tematikát, az órarendet, a számonkéréseket, a kötelező és ajánlott olvasmányokat és az elérhetőségeiket
tanárok a saját tanszékünkről: big fucken crickets
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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elfogyott a teszta, ugyhogy az utolso pablocsinta lesz
absztrakt palacsinta
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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AKOTSK
While Growing My Hair Egg
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
logging on
well done! the planet is disintegrating
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
same
The New York Times Cooking The Athletic Today Olympics Most Shared Constant Sexual Aggression Drives Female Tortoises to Walk Off Cliffs with a pic of a tortoise
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I rubbed his tummy and he fell asleep with his tongue out. So cute
A black-and-white tuxedo cat sleeping inside a cardboard scratcher, his tongue slightly sticking out
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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hangulatka
this can fix me
February 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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nagyot megy a boritekos pidza meg a chrupbox
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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imadom, hogy evekig hulyenek nezett kb mindenki, amiert messengert se hasznalok, mert "ugyse kell hozza facebook", well
persze a mobilapp megvan MEG, de nem lepodnek meg, ha azt is beszantanak valamilyen modon
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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bloomfilters.plus
im not a linux evangelist but people post on here weekly like "i miss when computers were more like the early 2000s and had basic software and i didn't have to pay attention to all the flashiness and complexity and updates" girl what you desire is running stable debian on a spare thinkpad
jtp.bsky.social jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 1d
the replies to this are draining my life force man nobody knows the thing im talking about already exists no wonder you all conflate "the computer" and whatever big tech is doing as the same thing. i'm talking about FOSS. you don't have to use the tech bro evil computer software*
jtp.bsky.social jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 1d
its capitalism that's corrupting the computer, making it into something twisted and perverse. there is a better way
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
joyce is going after elon again
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates how is it possible to cram so much ignorance--"English-Scott-Irish origin" -- into such a small space? miracle of a person said to be "world's richest man" has no more grasp of US history than a crumpled paper tissue underfoot in a men's restroom not recently cleaned.
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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nemchocke.bsky.social
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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ugy fel van vizesedve a nyomorult testem, ugy kepzelem, a bordam ala ha beszurnek egy boba szivoszalat, belolem is ki lehetne szurcsogni a vizet
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
tweet from ecce homie @KWholesaler reading: gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Monday baby
Dude laying in the snow with his hands on his face
February 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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szemelyem elleni tamadas
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM