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Cathy Rowson
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Nottingham dweller trying to make sense of things. UK
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November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The surprise pumpkin prospers. I'm really excited about this but fuck knows how I can keep it going until Halloween. Sweet wonderment.
July 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Not felt the need to post in months... I do tonight. Probably because it's raining. Isn't it wonderful? And I appear to be growing pumpkins in my tiny urban yard. 🎃 I planted wild flower seeds but this is what took root.
July 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Again, birds have a lot to teach us.

#birds
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either
theonion.com/report-...
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sunday evening's portent: FIVE birds of prey sat on lamp posts along the M42/50. And another sat in a tree.
Never seen anything like it.
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tonight driving through winding hill roads thick with fog. We see a fresh road kill. Poor Canadian Goose dead in the road.
A few yards on from this, we see a silent gathering of geese, tucked up & loaf like on the verge. A few metres later was another cluster. No movement.
A strange encounter.
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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[Googles how to do a revolution]

[Googles how to do a rebellion]

[Googles swordfighting basics with video]

[Googles nearby bakeries]

[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
November 6, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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[inhales helium from balloon] Your mom and I are getting a divorce
December 16, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Another from the now defunct Avon Vale Hunt for day 16 of my top 20 fox hunting crimes countdown with @huntsabs.bsky.social . . . this continues to happen up and down the country and it must stop . We need a #RealBanNow
December 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband?

Wife: he gives me no privacy

Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true
December 16, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Come on and count down from ten . .
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Proper squally outside...so we've decided it's time for our annual pilgrimage to Pride & Prejudice circa 1995.
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages

Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?

Me: No, all of it is sausages

Guy: All of it?

Me: And I am sausages

Guy: You are?

Sausages: And you are sausages

Also Sausages: Oh my god

Sausages: Oh my god
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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"What flavour do you want?"
"Have they got orange?"
"Nope, it's either Lewis Hamilton or Assault"
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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This is going to turn into a high speed chase...
November 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Thank. Fuck. For. Vaccines.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Outrage as video shows fox caught in 'barbaric' snare trap on King's Sandringham estate

“This snare was placed alongside a rare Chalk Stream which is regularly used by otters”

Repost if you agree there should be a UK wide ban on these devices!
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I regret to inform that this indelibly delicious nectar kicks my migraine into being.

It's my second (& sadly final) attempt.

:(
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM