Morphling
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Morphling
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40. Trans. Contain multitudes.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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I'm not trying to tell anyone what tactics they should agree or disagree with, I have my opinions but I don't think that's a *useful* argument to have when this stuff becomes Discourse.

But if your standard is "no crime," you let legislators dictate protest legitimacy.

Guess who is legislating.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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I would really love if the LGBT+ sector press didn't misgender me every time I gave a quote.
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-

Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it

Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it

Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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I am the Queen of the Western Wastes.
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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With the Epstein files suggesting a very possible friendship between Epstein and Rowling isn’t it long past time to lay off trans people and for the 45 year olds who identify as Huffle Puffs to finally grow the hell up?
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
You telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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The phrase "professional activist" is functionally meaningless. It's a term that politicians and corporate targets have used for generations to discredit anyone who's effectively challenged them. Anyone who deploys it in earnest to discredit deeply committed people is broadcasting their ignorance.
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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life pro-tip: if somebody comes to you with a problem they've wrestled with for years, simply tell them the first solution that pops into your head. they probably haven't even tried googling it yet
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Star Wars
Name a fantasy film that's not Lord of the Rings.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Bat Pussy (1971)
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Monsters vs. Aliens
Name your fav non-DC or Marvel superhero film
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Might as well start thinking about it now because there is going to be a point here where the fash run out of gas and because not everything is burned down, the Democrats will overwhelmingly sweep back into office.

When they do, the thing they'll target is community activist groups, not Trump.
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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ABOLISH LEGAL GENDER ENTIRELY

We can still have social gender but legal gender only serves to enable discrimination and should be done away with like we did away with legal race for the same reason.
NO GENDER MARKERS ON GOVERNMENT ID, NOW
An extreme Kansas bill will invalidate the drivers license of every trans person in the state. It was passed alongside a particularly extreme bathroom bill, meaning that the implications of every trans Kansan losing legal ID overnight has largely been missed.
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Next you’ll be telling me that Jeffrey Epstein is the true identity of Dolly Parton’s Jolene
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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body cameras are particularly bad in general because they are useless and when you're spending money on them you're giving money to LE and taking money from everyone else. 1
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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I've been advocating against body cams for so many years. It's just deeply depressing.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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but she does suck? she should have tried not sucking so much then, if people thinking she sucks was so important
One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM