Morphling
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40. Trans. Contain multitudes.
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If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
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I've tried to explain to people before - about half of the films on Prime (old and new, it's random) have no subtitles.
Imagine you're browsing through TV and every other time you pause to read the description, someone slaps the remote out of your hands and goes "That one's not for you people".
Imagine you're browsing through TV and every other time you pause to read the description, someone slaps the remote out of your hands and goes "That one's not for you people".
Accessibility just means everyone being able to use or get the same enjoyment that everyone else takes for granted.
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I've tried to explain to people before - about half of the films on Prime (old and new, it's random) have no subtitles.
Imagine you're browsing through TV and every other time you pause to read the description, someone slaps the remote out of your hands and goes "That one's not for you people".
Imagine you're browsing through TV and every other time you pause to read the description, someone slaps the remote out of your hands and goes "That one's not for you people".
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The SINGLE MOST Digusting shit Ive heard about in the last 24 hours.
Literally suburban ass women forcing palestinian men into non-consensual relationships so they dont die in Gaza...
I am losing my will to live on this earth the more I see shit like this
Literally suburban ass women forcing palestinian men into non-consensual relationships so they dont die in Gaza...
I am losing my will to live on this earth the more I see shit like this
This is SUPER FUCKED.
Withholding aid over their heads until they service you sexually? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck........!
Withholding aid over their heads until they service you sexually? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck........!
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The SINGLE MOST Digusting shit Ive heard about in the last 24 hours.
Literally suburban ass women forcing palestinian men into non-consensual relationships so they dont die in Gaza...
I am losing my will to live on this earth the more I see shit like this
Literally suburban ass women forcing palestinian men into non-consensual relationships so they dont die in Gaza...
I am losing my will to live on this earth the more I see shit like this
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Israelis have learned they can rape anyone they please and world leaders will not speak out against them. Their protection by Israel and the US grant them seeming immunity from media outlets or even international law. This will continue until Israel and the US are justly dealt with on a global scale
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Israelis have learned they can rape anyone they please and world leaders will not speak out against them. Their protection by Israel and the US grant them seeming immunity from media outlets or even international law. This will continue until Israel and the US are justly dealt with on a global scale
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Need a Peach/Samus game swap where Peach gets a fucking gun and mech suit to kill space pirates while Samus wields power-ups to wreck Bowser's shit.
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Need a Peach/Samus game swap where Peach gets a fucking gun and mech suit to kill space pirates while Samus wields power-ups to wreck Bowser's shit.
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Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.
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MOUTH
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
MOUTH
I got so obsessed with women that I became a woman-monster like in One Punch Man.
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I didn't choose to transition: I got in the dark souls 2 coffin and when I next looked down, I had tits
I didn't choose to transition: I got in the dark souls 2 coffin and when I next looked down, I had tits
why did you transition? wrong answers only.
y’know, as a fat creative-type with diagnosed mental illnesses, i just *really* wanted to give my family & the medical system *more* excuses to dismiss what i say 🙄.
y’know, as a fat creative-type with diagnosed mental illnesses, i just *really* wanted to give my family & the medical system *more* excuses to dismiss what i say 🙄.
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I got so obsessed with women that I became a woman-monster like in One Punch Man.
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I don't know why I keep eating Paydays when there's too much of that shitty caramel and not enough peanuts.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don't know why I keep eating Paydays when there's too much of that shitty caramel and not enough peanuts.
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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I genuinely believe if advertising were restricted to only essential items and services, we'd both massively reduce the amount of rubbish in landfills and increase social wealth by reducing the number of hyper-wealthy conmen. Ads feed inequality.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I genuinely believe if advertising were restricted to only essential items and services, we'd both massively reduce the amount of rubbish in landfills and increase social wealth by reducing the number of hyper-wealthy conmen. Ads feed inequality.
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The Unredacted DOJ post actually reads:
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Unredacted DOJ post actually reads:
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Washington State leaders need to intervene here.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Washington State leaders need to intervene here.
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the thing with glinner is that every single person who shares his beliefs is exactly the same level of dangerous creep as he is, the only difference is that he's that one extra step of broken-brained enough to not be subtle about it
legendary comedy writer graham linehan
( how does he not understand how absurdly creepy this is??? )
she's mentioned him ONCE in 5 years. she's not his friend.
( how does he not understand how absurdly creepy this is??? )
she's mentioned him ONCE in 5 years. she's not his friend.
![Graham Linehan @Glinner • 36m
Together at last! Can't believe she agreed to this photo but the card has been photoshopped.
[ an ai generated image of graham and jk rowling. they are both wearing hideous dresses and wigs. rowling is holding a card that reads: merry xmas! terfs smell of poo!' ]
Graham Linehan @Glinner • 22m
The card originally said "thank you fellow artist who lost everything for standing up for women". Don't know what i would have done without her support.
Happy Christmas @jk_rowling!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bcgtpezwhu5ynanpiezkmfim/bafkreihffh2gg6wo7iuy4bfhaw2w5tusbdeihqkgy7ptpauubvehhjjro4@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
the thing with glinner is that every single person who shares his beliefs is exactly the same level of dangerous creep as he is, the only difference is that he's that one extra step of broken-brained enough to not be subtle about it
Okay let's keep it fair here, she isn't that pretty.
Ahh. Pretty girl decides the right wing grift is her life’s path. Seen this before.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Okay let's keep it fair here, she isn't that pretty.
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Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
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Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
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Accomplices jef was an outlier and should not have been counted
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Accomplices jef was an outlier and should not have been counted
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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Imagine, an ICE agent telling someone, 'leave me alone.' How many times has he heard pleas from other humans that he has ignored? I hear fear in his voice. Good. He's not so tough without his gun and mask.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine, an ICE agent telling someone, 'leave me alone.' How many times has he heard pleas from other humans that he has ignored? I hear fear in his voice. Good. He's not so tough without his gun and mask.
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ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
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They do not deserve a moment's peace
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They do not deserve a moment's peace