Carly Kelley
@carlyckelley.bsky.social
Denver, CO. Hug your dog.
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let the gourd times roll
October 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
let the gourd times roll
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This is Cruiser. He's trained as a Community Resource Dog in Wrentham, Massachusetts. Last week he helped locate a missing elderly resident with dementia who had wandered away from home. For a job well done, Cruiser was rewarded with a hamburger. 14/10 (IG: officer_cruiser)
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is Cruiser. He's trained as a Community Resource Dog in Wrentham, Massachusetts. Last week he helped locate a missing elderly resident with dementia who had wandered away from home. For a job well done, Cruiser was rewarded with a hamburger. 14/10 (IG: officer_cruiser)
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This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)
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That last line hits hard
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That last line hits hard
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I am no longer middle aged. I am now medieval aged. Squire! Fetch me a breakfast burrito!
July 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I am no longer middle aged. I am now medieval aged. Squire! Fetch me a breakfast burrito!
Me, pretending I don’t have Sunday scaries actually
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me, pretending I don’t have Sunday scaries actually
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Hey, who wants something nice?
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hey, who wants something nice?
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
Happy third birthday Vinnie!! (He really didn’t trust that pupcake - it had to be thoroughly investigated before being snarfed down)
May 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Happy third birthday Vinnie!! (He really didn’t trust that pupcake - it had to be thoroughly investigated before being snarfed down)
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This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10
April 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10
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This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
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Frank Zappa would very much like to be verified
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Frank Zappa would very much like to be verified
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A middle-aged Donna Martin, stuck in line in the bank with three screaming kids, sighs to herself and says
I miss The Pitt.
April 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A middle-aged Donna Martin, stuck in line in the bank with three screaming kids, sighs to herself and says
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My dog forces his head into my hands, causing my phone to crash to the floor. "C'mon, scroll my ears," he urges,"we are going to feel better."
February 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My dog forces his head into my hands, causing my phone to crash to the floor. "C'mon, scroll my ears," he urges,"we are going to feel better."
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What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup.
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
The Weird Hilarity of Grief: A Celebration — The Haunt*
A few weeks ago I was lying on the floor of my office, petting my old man dog and telling him how handsome he was before I called it a night. He was lounging half asleep on his bed, end-to-end with an...
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April 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup.
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...
Politest pup just patiently waiting for the cheese tax
April 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Politest pup just patiently waiting for the cheese tax
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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It’s all so fucking STUPID.
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s all so fucking STUPID.
On our walk this morning, we spotted a muskrat (I think) carrying on in the creek. Vinnie the hunter had zero interest.
March 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
On our walk this morning, we spotted a muskrat (I think) carrying on in the creek. Vinnie the hunter had zero interest.
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE
February 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE
That top!
you will not believe who i did a two hour interview with yesterday afternoon :)
February 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
That top!
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anyway good night
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
anyway good night