carddinal
@carddinal.bsky.social
idk what happened but here i am now
he/him | 27 | shitpost appreciator | TTRPG GM | bi | chicken pfp by me | yeah.... i'm something of an artist myself |
he/him | 27 | shitpost appreciator | TTRPG GM | bi | chicken pfp by me | yeah.... i'm something of an artist myself |
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imagine yourself in a big puffy coat. no, bigger than that. much bigger
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
imagine yourself in a big puffy coat. no, bigger than that. much bigger
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Nobody:
LED headlights: HELLO
LED headlights: HELLO
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Nobody:
LED headlights: HELLO
LED headlights: HELLO
The masculine urge to pick up a squirrel and put it to your ear like a phone
October 26, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The masculine urge to pick up a squirrel and put it to your ear like a phone
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OK GOOD MORNING IM NOT LETTING DEPRESSO WIN TODAY 😤😤😤😤
October 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
OK GOOD MORNING IM NOT LETTING DEPRESSO WIN TODAY 😤😤😤😤
Hallmark Christmas movie idea:
Big City Woman goes to Small Northern Town and proceeds to be gaslit by her love interest and the community that the obviously Santa Claus character isn't actually Santa until she gives up her Big City ways and joins their Christmas Cult
Big City Woman goes to Small Northern Town and proceeds to be gaslit by her love interest and the community that the obviously Santa Claus character isn't actually Santa until she gives up her Big City ways and joins their Christmas Cult
October 26, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Hallmark Christmas movie idea:
Big City Woman goes to Small Northern Town and proceeds to be gaslit by her love interest and the community that the obviously Santa Claus character isn't actually Santa until she gives up her Big City ways and joins their Christmas Cult
Big City Woman goes to Small Northern Town and proceeds to be gaslit by her love interest and the community that the obviously Santa Claus character isn't actually Santa until she gives up her Big City ways and joins their Christmas Cult
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Hippocratic oath: “First, do no harm.”
Hypocritic oath: “YOU should do no harm, but ME, I’m gonna go fuck some shit up.”
Hypocritic oath: “YOU should do no harm, but ME, I’m gonna go fuck some shit up.”
October 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Hippocratic oath: “First, do no harm.”
Hypocritic oath: “YOU should do no harm, but ME, I’m gonna go fuck some shit up.”
Hypocritic oath: “YOU should do no harm, but ME, I’m gonna go fuck some shit up.”
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The masculine urge to cry
October 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The masculine urge to cry
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If you're following me right now, you're getting in on the ground floor of something incredible [drops the ball horrendously]
October 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
If you're following me right now, you're getting in on the ground floor of something incredible [drops the ball horrendously]
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I'm emotional eating. The emotion is love. I love eating.
October 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I'm emotional eating. The emotion is love. I love eating.
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leaving this fleshlight on while going into Dollar General
October 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
leaving this fleshlight on while going into Dollar General
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Ty for the encouragement 😭😭
If you wanted to support/tip/help me here’s the link:
streamlabs.com/vio/tip
Obviously I don’t expect anything but highly appreciate any help while I lost my only source of income for the next 30 days 🥺🖤
If you wanted to support/tip/help me here’s the link:
streamlabs.com/vio/tip
Obviously I don’t expect anything but highly appreciate any help while I lost my only source of income for the next 30 days 🥺🖤
October 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Ty for the encouragement 😭😭
If you wanted to support/tip/help me here’s the link:
streamlabs.com/vio/tip
Obviously I don’t expect anything but highly appreciate any help while I lost my only source of income for the next 30 days 🥺🖤
If you wanted to support/tip/help me here’s the link:
streamlabs.com/vio/tip
Obviously I don’t expect anything but highly appreciate any help while I lost my only source of income for the next 30 days 🥺🖤
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everyone is thinking and worrying about politics but i am thinking about big breasts. and worrying about them a little
October 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
everyone is thinking and worrying about politics but i am thinking about big breasts. and worrying about them a little
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Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
October 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
October 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
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remember perversion is just one version of me
October 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
remember perversion is just one version of me
Let's all just pretend this first post of mine is an *absolute* banger, plz and ty
October 22, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Let's all just pretend this first post of mine is an *absolute* banger, plz and ty
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reskeet if you got a fat ass 👁️👄👁️
October 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
reskeet if you got a fat ass 👁️👄👁️
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Can AI do this? (write a mid post between sobs)
October 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Can AI do this? (write a mid post between sobs)
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There are worse ideas than a honeymoon at the Spam Museum in Austin, Minnesota.
October 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
There are worse ideas than a honeymoon at the Spam Museum in Austin, Minnesota.
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Fuck cops except the ones who pull over Cybertrucks
October 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Fuck cops except the ones who pull over Cybertrucks
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Making every decision by asking myself WWCD (What Would Columbo Do?) Last night I chose a bowl not a plate for chilli and I haven't regretted it for a second
October 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Making every decision by asking myself WWCD (What Would Columbo Do?) Last night I chose a bowl not a plate for chilli and I haven't regretted it for a second
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Sexily tracing shapes between your butt acne to make a Pegasus
August 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Sexily tracing shapes between your butt acne to make a Pegasus