Caramel Machete
caramelmachete.bsky.social
Caramel Machete
@caramelmachete.bsky.social
Si, otra refugiada más de twitter.
Me gustan los cómics (si incluye manga, manwa y de muchos otros lugares) ando en un binge de novelas y sigo jugando pokemon go.
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¡Hola! Tengo junto con @meddlesome-hero.bsky.social un podcast de nombre “Brujas y Duelos” donde hablamos de ficción que contiene, brujas y duelos.
Actualmente estamos hablando a fondo de todos y cada uno de los episodios de Shojo Kakumei Utena.
a pink haired anime girl with blue eyes
Alt: Una chica sonriendo, es Utena del anime del mismo nombre y tiene pelo rosa y cabello azul. a pink haired anime girl with blue eyes
media.tenor.com
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It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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There's a woman I follow who translates westerners' Chinese tattoos, and it's surprisingly educational! Occasionally she'll find one that FEELS like nonsense (for ex: "Raw rice has become cooked rice") and explain "Oh, this is actually a common Chinese proverb, basically means what's done is done."
Seeing people's tattoos and figuring out they are gibberish is always fun
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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It doesn't matter what the women said or did, how educated or successful they are, how faithful she is to her partner, anything. The Epstein files explicitly detail how these men (and their allies) emailed each other for advice and strategy on sex with girls and women, as well as helping each other.
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Elon Musk pidió un plan para acabar con el hambre. Un montón de ONGs se pusieron a trabajar y se lo dieron. Dijo básicamente its a prank, Bro.
Imagina que usando ni el 10% de lo que tienes poder pasar a la historia como el hombre que acabó con el hambre en el mundo y elegir ser un pringao
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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Jingle dress dancers held healing ceremonies on Feb. 1 in south Minneapolis at the locations where Renee Good and Alex Pretti were fatally shot by federal immigration agents in January. Both Good and Pretti were shot and killed while observing immigration enforcement action.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I Am so sorry, i only got the mom age part of the deal… and maybe a mom’s body… but not a milf’s body :/

I am lacking the hotness required to be a MILF not only the being a mother part. So I have now disappointed all including myself.

The MILF economy is STRUGGLING and I cannot save it 🥲
if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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I'm sorry if you were already referencing this clip but, but it's all I can think of when I hear the phrase "the milf economy" so it feels appropriate to post here.
The MILF Economy
YouTube video by Milo Edwards
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Que bueno que si salieron los trabajadores del metro a decir que si se tiene que tomar en serio el mantenimiento
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
And speaking of flax that was covered in shit and left to a writer to spun into gold. Ms marvel during civil war II.
G. Willow Wilson wrote the backstory during partition during that event and it was beautiful, Kamala had to deal with people persecuting pre crime. She did great on a bad event.
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Once in a while I remember that Gail Simone had to start writing Wonder Woman right after Amazon’s attack and work with that mess. She did and did it amazing but I am still pissed that it was yet another moment she was given a house in ruins and had to make it livable again.

I still get angry
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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La antigua Mediateca del Instituto Nacional de Antropología e Historia de México cambió y ahora es el Repositorio del INAH. Quise probarla y no pude; como como lo era su anterior encarnación, la página es lentísima... Lástima, porque contiene verdaderos tesoros.😒
repositorio.inah.gob.mx
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Va a llegar un punto en que ejecutarlo en la calle va a ser poco a comparación de todo lo que fantasea hacer sumado a lo que ya hace.
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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France responds to Elon Musk after he called the raid of Twitter (X) offices a ‘political attack’

“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France”
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Ahí estaremos!
Si están en CDMX, pásenle, su pregunta no molesta 😊
Amigxs, el sábado 21/Feb de tendremos la primera presentación del libro “Comisiones e iniciativas de verdad y memoria en Iberoamérica” (UAM-C, 2025). Tendremos el gusto de contar con los comentarios de Rocío Ruiz Lagier y Alejandro Ramirez @aleramlz.bsky.social
Les esperamos en la FIL Minería!
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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SENSATIONAL CHARACTER FIND OF 1947: BLACK CANARY
February 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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New edition of "Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust" Storyboard Book by Yoshiaki Kawajiri (628 pages).
Pre-orders >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
A veces me pongo a considerar como el marqués de Sade era el “perdón que no actualice el fic, estaba en la cárcel/manicomio/la bastilla ” original*

*okey quizás no el original ni el primero , pero si es el ejemplo registrado más viejo y famoso que sabemos.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Pet Iguana Assumed He’d Move Out Of Starter Tank By Now https://theonion.com/pet-iguana-assumed-hed-move-out-of-starter-tank-by-now/
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Me: (tries to copy-paste into Linux terminal)

Me: (forgets that paste in Linux terminal isn't Ctrl-V, it's Shift-Ctrl-V)

Me: (types Shift-Ctrl-V)

Me: (terminal has added garbage to my copy-paste because I hit Ctrl-V first)

Me at murder trial of Linus Torvalds: Yeah I did it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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*taps the sign*
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM