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Giant Boy Detective
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Take 2
Pinned
I'm righter than the truth
Pete Carroll is going to be so pissed
🏈 KC 6 - 11 LV
3:42 4Q

This game has a 8.71% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 11-9 (5.98%)
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Consistently seems like a lot of democratic politicians are Republican voters who took the best available job
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.

"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com

Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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This anecdote from @blockclubchi.bsky.social really speaks to the recklessness of federal law enforcement in Chicago this fall, as judged by other police and now a National Guard member (running for office)
blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/30/c...
Chicago Under Siege: How Operation Midway Blitz Changed Our City
Federal agents arrested thousands during an unprecedented immigration mission in Chicago. They also killed a man, shot a woman five times, tear-gassed a 1-year-old, separated families and brutalized p...
blockclubchicago.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The problem I have with shows like this is that they tend to be different from reality in almost unnoticeable but very important ways that people start to confuse with actual reality
"I discovered reverse escapism—when you plunge into imagined worlds, yearning for oblivion, only to find super-exaggerated versions of the worst people and ideas that are plaguing you in real life." New from @jilldlawrence.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qyw6CO
How I Failed Escapism 101
‘The Diplomat’ and ‘The Black Wolf’ are too close to reality for comfort.
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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During gatherings where there's open bar I am Data
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I cannot answer any year end prompts. i can't remember anything anyone said about me on here
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My mom randomly asked Felicity Huffman for a restaurant recommendation in the street without knowing who she is. She enthusiastically gave us a bunch of great ones.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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These parents killed their child and we need to say it
“The vaccination has stuff we don’t trust,” said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died of measles. In March, Tom Bartlett wrote about his visit with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy.

Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/yADSKik3?lin...
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha

The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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NBA folks -- a personal URL and site hosting fee is worth it. You will make more money. I was able to cover my first Finals in 15 years off the difference, driving to all seven games.
Not enough attention paid to the very direct right wing pipeline Substack promotes. Enough that Platformer and Casey Newton elected to switch to another service rather than support a platform that pushes and promotes hard right, conspiracy, and neo Nazi content www.platformer.news/why-platform...
Why Platformer is leaving Substack
We’ve seen this movie before — and we won’t stick around to watch it play out
www.platformer.news
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Last Christmas is older now than Run Run Rudolph was when Home Alone came out
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A guy on the plane asked his wife to hold his drink while he got something out of this bag and instead she just set it in his seat
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guy brought his own milk to the coffee bar
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every time I am reminded of the details of the John Grisham book Skipping Christmas (or its adaptation Christmas with the Kranks) I am enraged
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I lost and regained the lead in my fantasy matchup TWICE tonight despite not having any players of my own in the game
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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In case you ever thought my family doesn’t feed my basketball obsession…

My wife made NBA garland and wreaths for my home office. With homemade ornaments that she painted in team colors!
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just want all the weird Who instruments, is that too much to ask
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Weather app when it's 100: Bit of a warm one!

Weather app when it's 20: WE ARE IN A FROZEN HELL
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM