Cap’n Jabroni
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Ravens Head In Profile
Edouard Manet, 1875.
Edouard Manet created this lithograph for his friend Stephane Mallarmé’s 1875 French translation of American writer Edgar Allan Poe’s classic poem “The Raven”
www.clevelandart.org/art/1923.215
Edouard Manet, 1875.
Edouard Manet created this lithograph for his friend Stephane Mallarmé’s 1875 French translation of American writer Edgar Allan Poe’s classic poem “The Raven”
www.clevelandart.org/art/1923.215
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Ravens Head In Profile
Edouard Manet, 1875.
Edouard Manet created this lithograph for his friend Stephane Mallarmé’s 1875 French translation of American writer Edgar Allan Poe’s classic poem “The Raven”
www.clevelandart.org/art/1923.215
Edouard Manet, 1875.
Edouard Manet created this lithograph for his friend Stephane Mallarmé’s 1875 French translation of American writer Edgar Allan Poe’s classic poem “The Raven”
www.clevelandart.org/art/1923.215
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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HELP SAVE SCIENCE
The attacks from this regime are killing science, but we can do something about it.
Follow @standupforscience.bsky.social, watch this video, and go to their page where they have a plan for every day August.
The attacks from this regime are killing science, but we can do something about it.
Follow @standupforscience.bsky.social, watch this video, and go to their page where they have a plan for every day August.
This August, we’re turning concern into collective action and you’re invited.
Our founder & executive director @cdelawalla.bsky.social breaks it down here 👇
youtu.be/AaYs9Il9Hy0?...
We’ve got the tools, training, & community to make it easy. Links in thread to get involved!
Our founder & executive director @cdelawalla.bsky.social breaks it down here 👇
youtu.be/AaYs9Il9Hy0?...
We’ve got the tools, training, & community to make it easy. Links in thread to get involved!
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
HELP SAVE SCIENCE
The attacks from this regime are killing science, but we can do something about it.
Follow @standupforscience.bsky.social, watch this video, and go to their page where they have a plan for every day August.
The attacks from this regime are killing science, but we can do something about it.
Follow @standupforscience.bsky.social, watch this video, and go to their page where they have a plan for every day August.
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People like that are half the problem when they’re out there saying ooh look at me but they don’t even know right how to put the thing in the place or where the thing is anymore and the rest of you are just as bad because you never stop it or keep it going!
Sorry to get political.
Sorry to get political.
June 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
People like that are half the problem when they’re out there saying ooh look at me but they don’t even know right how to put the thing in the place or where the thing is anymore and the rest of you are just as bad because you never stop it or keep it going!
Sorry to get political.
Sorry to get political.
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bonjour à tous c'est moi j'ai animé le poisson steve avec la musique de tomomp3
ça va ou quoi
ça va ou quoi
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
bonjour à tous c'est moi j'ai animé le poisson steve avec la musique de tomomp3
ça va ou quoi
ça va ou quoi
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
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@booker.senate.gov dismantles a Confederate monument.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@booker.senate.gov dismantles a Confederate monument.
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They... misspelled automobile.
We have the text of the White House proclamation raising 25% tariffs on vehicles.
I am reading fast and it looks like some parts apply except those qualifying for USMCA preferential treatment.
Please forgive me the in-laws are here for dinner.
I am reading fast and it looks like some parts apply except those qualifying for USMCA preferential treatment.
Please forgive me the in-laws are here for dinner.
Adjusting Imports of Automobiles and Autombile Parts Into the United States
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAA PROCLAMATION 1. On February 17, 2019, the Secretary of Commerce (Secretary) transmitted to me a report
www.whitehouse.gov
March 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They... misspelled automobile.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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Joe Rogan claims the U.S. spends $11 million telling Vietnam to stop burning trash—based on a tweet. But is there more to the story? Join us this Tuesday for a deeper dive on The Know Rogan Experience—visit knowrogan.com or find us wherever you get your podcasts!
February 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Joe Rogan claims the U.S. spends $11 million telling Vietnam to stop burning trash—based on a tweet. But is there more to the story? Join us this Tuesday for a deeper dive on The Know Rogan Experience—visit knowrogan.com or find us wherever you get your podcasts!
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I heard someone say that when Tom Hanks was in his 30s he played a character that was only 13 years old. Big, if true.
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I heard someone say that when Tom Hanks was in his 30s he played a character that was only 13 years old. Big, if true.
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AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show
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PS: would be honored if ya preordered my new book, coming in just a couple of weeks! apparently preorders really help encourage bookstores to stock it!
publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/the-sec...
publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/the-sec...
December 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
PS: would be honored if ya preordered my new book, coming in just a couple of weeks! apparently preorders really help encourage bookstores to stock it!
publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/the-sec...
publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/the-sec...