Cap’n Jabroni
@capnjabroni.bsky.social
I recognize I have a unique work situation… But do people go through the day trying to figure out how to make their boss happy?
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I recognize I have a unique work situation… But do people go through the day trying to figure out how to make their boss happy?
We always have it on hand, but “steak sauce” is a misnomer. Goes on burgers, in stews, mixed in to make French fry sauce… I’ve never seen it used on a steak.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We always have it on hand, but “steak sauce” is a misnomer. Goes on burgers, in stews, mixed in to make French fry sauce… I’ve never seen it used on a steak.
There was an NPR story (This American Life maybe?) where they discussed the headline pitches that didn’t make it to publication. I cannot stop thinking about it, laughing, philosophizing: “Spork Used as Knife”
I am the Spork.
I am the Spork.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There was an NPR story (This American Life maybe?) where they discussed the headline pitches that didn’t make it to publication. I cannot stop thinking about it, laughing, philosophizing: “Spork Used as Knife”
I am the Spork.
I am the Spork.
Don’t fung my nugs, bro.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Don’t fung my nugs, bro.
Brian’s Seltzer Orchestra
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Brian’s Seltzer Orchestra
JJ McCarthy has a gameday alter ego named Nine.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
JJ McCarthy has a gameday alter ego named Nine.
“you pieces of shits” so visceral and apt to pluralize both nouns.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“you pieces of shits” so visceral and apt to pluralize both nouns.
They meant Jugs! Like this one.
September 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
They meant Jugs! Like this one.
They made an entire scrapbook on their criminal fucking conspiracy.
September 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
They made an entire scrapbook on their criminal fucking conspiracy.
Wow. Louvre-ception.
August 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wow. Louvre-ception.
This sounds interesting. I’ll wait for the @knowrogan.bsky.social episode on it so I can get the best bits without supporting the buffoon.
August 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This sounds interesting. I’ll wait for the @knowrogan.bsky.social episode on it so I can get the best bits without supporting the buffoon.
Maybe the movie is just really poorly lit.
July 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe the movie is just really poorly lit.
Have you seen Norm Macdonald’s roast of Bob Saget? I think you’d really like the jokes. Unironically.
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Have you seen Norm Macdonald’s roast of Bob Saget? I think you’d really like the jokes. Unironically.
Friendship popcorn
June 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Friendship popcorn
Also bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, and bells.
June 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Also bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, and bells.