@calebrottman.bsky.social
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[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Incredible
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There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
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Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
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I’m going to be honest, I really thought the fact that we live in the absolute most stupid reality would offset a little how I felt about also living in the cruelest reality, but so far it is not offering any comfort at all.
January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m going to be honest, I really thought the fact that we live in the absolute most stupid reality would offset a little how I felt about also living in the cruelest reality, but so far it is not offering any comfort at all.
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Daily or near-daily ("DND") use of marijuana increased from less than 1 million Americans in 1992 to about 18 million in 2022—surpassing daily or near daily drinkers for the first time ever
December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Daily or near-daily ("DND") use of marijuana increased from less than 1 million Americans in 1992 to about 18 million in 2022—surpassing daily or near daily drinkers for the first time ever
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If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
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it is funny how much the politicized version of immigration economics discourse is "Immigrants supply labor but do not demand labor, thus lowering wages for Americans. Except in the housing market, where immigrants demand housing without supplying it, thus driving up prices for Americans"
November 25, 2024 at 12:03 PM
it is funny how much the politicized version of immigration economics discourse is "Immigrants supply labor but do not demand labor, thus lowering wages for Americans. Except in the housing market, where immigrants demand housing without supplying it, thus driving up prices for Americans"
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When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong