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Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things

Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I enjoyed this scholarly disquisition about whether the little green fella out of Monsters Inc is Jewish or Polish Catholic 🟢
sproutstack.substack.com/p/is-mike-wa...
Is Mike Wazowski Jewish or Polish?
A deep inquiry into a pressing question
sproutstack.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
NO.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Look at this little guy 🐊😍
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Call me James Spader the way I lasciviously anticipate this crash
Exclusive: Based on documents viewed by this newsletter, OpenAI spent over $12.4 billion on inference from 2024 to September 2025. As part of its Microsoft revenue share, it sent $493.8m in 2024/$865.8m Jan-Sep 2025, implying lower revenues than previously reported.
www.wheresyoured.at/oai_docs/
Exclusive: Here's How Much OpenAI Spends On Inference and Its Revenue Share With Microsoft
As with my Anthropic exclusive from a few weeks ago, though this feels like a natural premium piece, I decided it was better to publish on my free one so that you could all enjoy it. If you liked or f...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Read this thread earlier and then watched the film. Both were highly enjoyable experiences.
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN was released 18 years ago today. One of the most successful movies of the Coen brothers, and acclaimed as one of the great book-to-screen adaptations of the 21st century, missing the story of how it came to be is like losing a Chigurh coin toss…

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November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well there ARE
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to turn it off
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I'm going to sincerely try not to get extremely annoying with this
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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If you asked me to come up with the names of politicians who are publicly and unapologetically pro-LGBT and pro-trans rights in particular, two of the most obvious would now both be Muslim mayors of major cities. And both are routinely smeared as regards to 'Sharia Law'.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name" is a biblical-ass curse. that is CONTEMPT
one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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A trial involving assault with a loaf of bread is where the Not Proven verdict really comes into its own
Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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me explaining daylight saving time to the cat
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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On Sergelstorg baht ‘at
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM