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Cairnage
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Well there ARE
Mamdani campaign poster style thing that says: THERE ARE FOR lights. (This is a reference to the Star Trek TNG episode Chain of Command.)
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Quite excited about this unholy Frankenstein mishmash of a pudding I bought for tonight
A sticky toffee apple crumble tart. What even is that.
October 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Goodnight.
A black and white cat (Jess) lounging on a kitchen table behind a vase of irises.
October 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Kittar.
A black and white cat (Jess) relaxing in a guitar case.
October 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Yes the DWP often sends texts from Moroccan numbers
A text purporting to be from the Department for Work and Pensions suggesting I claim my winter fuel payment. It came from a number with a Morocco country code.
October 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Just watched House of Dynamite. Immediately ran to the nearest bar for strong liquor.
A negroni and a martini on a bar. The martini’s mine, hands off.
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Today in Text Messages To Which I Will Definitely Reply
A text alert from an unknown number which simply says, “Hey there”
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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30th September/1st October
Margaret Qualley as Sue in The Substance Margaret Qualley as Monstro Elisasue in The Substance
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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"What if we put Eddie Hitler in Burke's suit?" "He's always worn a berk's suit."
Edward Elizabeth Hitler - OK, OK, it's Adrian Edmondson - as Atom Eins in Alien: Earth. He is wearing a suit jacket with lapels similar to those worn by Paul Reiser as Carter Burke in Aliens (1986).
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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😭
A drawing, by the estimable Kate Beaton, of a small black Scottish terrier. The caption reads “My Little Shadow - Agnes, 2016-2025”
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Eat that, Punter
A clipping from the Guardian's over-by-over coverage of the fourth England-India Test match, reading: 100th over: England 428-4 (Root 119, Stokes 32) Ricky Ponting enters the commentary box just in time to see Joe Root join him on 13,378 Test runs. Only Sachin Tendulkar has scored more. I don’t know about you but I’m almost numb to Joe Root’s greatness.
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Such a weird cat.
A weird black cat (Pip) sits sort of hunched over, looking at the camera.
July 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Really fancy a pint
A still from Ice Cold in Alex. John Mills has just sunk a beer and Sylvia Syms is looking at him like 😍
June 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Glastonbury? I don’t know her.
Me at an Iron Maiden gig in London earlier tonight 🤟🏻
June 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE THE LOVE WITCH
My top 10 films of the 21st century: The Substance (2024) All of Us Strangers (2023) Brick (2006) In the Mood for Love (2001) Nightcrawler (2014) The Lobster (2016) Paddington 2 (2018) Girlhood (2014) Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Moonlight (2016)
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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If anyone knows a Caelan O’Connor who lives in Tooting, can you tell ‘em I’ve got a misdelivered postcard with their name on it?
June 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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The guys with the balcony that overlooks the Oval have come up with a new wheeze: a ladder up to the roof. 🏏🪜
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A bitch is not gonna spend forty quid getting her nails did for no tasteful shell pink
My left hand, with newly painted gunmetal glitter acrylics
June 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Dunno but it's made my eyes go funny.
An eye with two pupils
May 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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All my efforts to deactivate or uninstall it having failed, I’ve finally given up and wrenched the Copilot button off my work laptop.
A pic of my laptop keyboard. The button between “alt gr” and “<“ has been removed.
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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😏
A screenshot of my quiz results, reading: "You got... 10/10. We hope you enjoyed the semicolon quiz ;)"
May 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Hearts full of youth
Hearts full of truth
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
A dry martini with a twist of lemon.
May 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Ah.
A bag of clothes WITH A CAT IN IT!!
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Hmm has she gone? I’ll just call her name…
A bag of clothes
April 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Packing up my winter clothes to go up in the attic. WAIT YOU’RE NOT A CLOTHE
A bag of poorly packed jumpers into which a black cat has ensnuggled itself.
April 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM