Mads "byttyrs" Viande
@byttyrs.bsky.social
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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defending my personal manlet from all comers
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
defending my personal manlet from all comers
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this is a PRO-MANLET HOUSEHOLD
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
this is a PRO-MANLET HOUSEHOLD
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Tips for employers:
• Stop asking what people's salary expectations are
• Just list the salary in the job description
• 'Competitive' doesn't count
• Stop asking what people's salary expectations are
• Just list the salary in the job description
• 'Competitive' doesn't count
May 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tips for employers:
• Stop asking what people's salary expectations are
• Just list the salary in the job description
• 'Competitive' doesn't count
• Stop asking what people's salary expectations are
• Just list the salary in the job description
• 'Competitive' doesn't count
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sighing dreamily. dogtop cnc....
May 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sighing dreamily. dogtop cnc....
defending my personal manlet from all comers
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
defending my personal manlet from all comers
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
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once i was younger i was accused of lying about having a girlfriend in canada, when really i was just engaging in a bit of sexual roleplay with myself, pretending the hand i was jacking myself off with while crying was from canada
April 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
once i was younger i was accused of lying about having a girlfriend in canada, when really i was just engaging in a bit of sexual roleplay with myself, pretending the hand i was jacking myself off with while crying was from canada
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DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
June 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
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The bowling alley HATES me for my one simple trick*.
*Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.
*Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The bowling alley HATES me for my one simple trick*.
*Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.
*Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.
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All the anti-China stuff is pure cope. It doesn't matter how bad you think they are, "well at least we're freer than they are" is nonsense and saying it at the start of biting into this economic turd sandwich will not make it taste better when this seals the deal of China surpassing the US
April 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
All the anti-China stuff is pure cope. It doesn't matter how bad you think they are, "well at least we're freer than they are" is nonsense and saying it at the start of biting into this economic turd sandwich will not make it taste better when this seals the deal of China surpassing the US
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The effects of this will not be reversed any time soon and it's game over. China invested in infrastructure and trade and the US invested in blowing up schools and hospitals. You don't need a quadruple digit political IQ to run those numbers
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The effects of this will not be reversed any time soon and it's game over. China invested in infrastructure and trade and the US invested in blowing up schools and hospitals. You don't need a quadruple digit political IQ to run those numbers
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
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i was just joking. i love sports and even if i didn’t i firmly believe it would be morally unconscionable to imprison people for playing or watching them
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
i was just joking. i love sports and even if i didn’t i firmly believe it would be morally unconscionable to imprison people for playing or watching them
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
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Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it
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portraitmap of a territoryface
November 24, 2024 at 5:36 AM
portraitmap of a territoryface
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big angry turtle
November 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
big angry turtle
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Biden is correct. There's no equivalence between Israel and Hamas. One is a dictatorial democracy-hating group of death-loving sex offenders hiding behind human shields trying to destroy an entire people on the basis of their religion and ethnicity, and the other is Hamas. There is no comparison.
November 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Biden is correct. There's no equivalence between Israel and Hamas. One is a dictatorial democracy-hating group of death-loving sex offenders hiding behind human shields trying to destroy an entire people on the basis of their religion and ethnicity, and the other is Hamas. There is no comparison.
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The problem with throwing comics from 2014 at me is I was also drawing comics in 2014.
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
The problem with throwing comics from 2014 at me is I was also drawing comics in 2014.