Buteo Buteo
@buteobuteo.bsky.social
Denizen of Milton Keynes. Occasional photographer. Likes natural history, puns and sciencey stuff.
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Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮
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Sad to think that Tommy Cooper never got the chance to use a Dyson Airblade.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Sad to think that Tommy Cooper never got the chance to use a Dyson Airblade.
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Life With Cats
#cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky
#cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Life With Cats
#cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky
#cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky
With all the ripening leftover cheese and cold meats from Xmas sitting in our fridge, we have discovered a new kitchen game called "Fridge or Fart?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
With all the ripening leftover cheese and cold meats from Xmas sitting in our fridge, we have discovered a new kitchen game called "Fridge or Fart?"
What do Spanish dogs get for Xmas?
Fleas Navidad.
Fleas Navidad.
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What do Spanish dogs get for Xmas?
Fleas Navidad.
Fleas Navidad.
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Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Police say the "unusual location" beneath the M1 "demonstrates the length criminals will go to".
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December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
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Dracula: The original neck romancer.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dracula: The original neck romancer.
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It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.
One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you can’t see your chins reflected back at you in the former.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you can’t see your chins reflected back at you in the former.
Furniture shops give me the ick.
Swedish ones even IKEA.
Swedish ones even IKEA.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Furniture shops give me the ick.
Swedish ones even IKEA.
Swedish ones even IKEA.
AI dente: pasta cooked by robots.
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
AI dente: pasta cooked by robots.
My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.
The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil
Rabbits live on burrowed time.
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Rabbits live on burrowed time.
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The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
A short autumnal walk this morning...
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A short autumnal walk this morning...
Is it the Ladybird version of Flying Ant Day today? Hundreds of them buzzing around the garden. 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is it the Ladybird version of Flying Ant Day today? Hundreds of them buzzing around the garden. 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞
Hyacinth kicks the bucket. 😞
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hyacinth kicks the bucket. 😞
"I wager you appear divine traversing the ballroom." - Articulate Monkeys.
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
"I wager you appear divine traversing the ballroom." - Articulate Monkeys.
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12 points to Gryffindor
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
12 points to Gryffindor
Telling a joke about Prometheus is all about the delivery.
i have a joke about Hera but if she hears it i'll be in big trouble
I've a joke about Ariadne
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June 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Telling a joke about Prometheus is all about the delivery.
In the pub talking about Brian Wilson. I get a round.
June 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In the pub talking about Brian Wilson. I get a round.