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G. Gordon Lady
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22, she/they, the tin pan alley tune you can’t get out of your head
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i'm not doing too well financially, it'd be awfully nice if you could send a little money my way!

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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
all my apes gone...
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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look plenty of people have tattoos on them they dont know the meaning of. i woke up with these tattoos one day and i still dont know what theyre about
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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folks, he's done it again
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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MIKA was right. i could be hurple
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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i hate to ask but if you've ever liked a post of mine or i've brightened your day, i need you to come help me drill holes in my bedframe to hide my limited edition coins i bought from a magazine
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
found my professor on here and he kind of makes good posts
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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And Putthead
peavis
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
every day i'm going to shout "DOES ANYBODY HERE FUCK WITH THE TENANT?" until people on here start fucking with the tenant. is anybody else on here trelkovsky-pilled? just me?
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Blue Sky. I want to go viral.
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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old lady groyper
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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rewatching the texas chainsaw massacre. somehow it gets better and better every time. struck by the really sad moment of Franklin sitting and frowning as he hears his friends goofing off in the house. he just has the fucking worst day of all time.
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
capitol police are investigating a fork found in the kitchen
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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randomly had the thought “if Gilbert Gottfried was still alive he’d be a perfect Adam Friedland Show guest”
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this website kind of has comrade josh vibes
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this website can’t fucking handle me. this website isn’t ready for me. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of my hazards yet.
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
does anyone on here make posts about poisoning/kidnapping/torturing a boyfriend or something like that. i can’t flourish in this ecosystem without that.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
oh hello little spectral ghoul and what are you doing in the ps2 endorsements even!
It just goes on and on.
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this is me with big dog movies
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Anybody on here fw The Tenant?
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr

will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM