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Bunny Mama
@bunny4all.bsky.social
Here to talk about bunnies. Kits, adults, seniors. All kept breeds, caged, free roaming. Training, fixing, health care, food, treats, litter, bedding, bunny proofing, other pets integration, pair bonding, children, toys, illness, lifespan. Action/talk. 🐰
I am FURIOUS!
All I did was go on the blue sky app, tap the 🎉 party to see when I started here. well it showed me, but on THIS account. I was on my Lil Crow account when I tapped it!
September 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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eating a Nature Valley bar while a Roomba follows me cleaning up the crumbs is the closest I’ll get to being a Pokemon Trainer
August 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Hey everyone! Let’s recap for a second. Okay, so you adopted a bunny, no matter the age/sex. Yeah! You have done your research on their breed. You have purchased the essentials, cage, food, toys, hut, food, treats, etc… You know the basics of training, house proofing, and litter training. ->
August 22, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Next time on training: my bunny is a jerk help! They pee on me, the couch, they growl, bite and scratch. They stink! What is going on?!
August 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Hey everyone! Last training session was “digging” this one we will start out with “chewing” and biting. I touched on it briefly last time but will now tell you how to stop it. It’s an ugly fix but it works.
1. Wires. You have to become a handy person. Think like a nerd. Whenever you buy an ->
August 21, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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July 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Can’t. Setting my VCR to record Miami Vice.
August 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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for a small fee i will put on a Pikachu costume and follow JD Vance around for as many hours as possible before getting sniped
August 7, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Love how table tennis evolves from docile to chaos within seconds
August 8, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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A dog's pooping posture, but it's just me watching my microwave burrito cook at the gas station.
August 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Bursting out in song at gunpoint
August 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Gordan Ramsey sobbing in a corner as I overcook every egg in the kitchen
August 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
August 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Hey everyone. We are talking about bunny training. Pls excuse any typos, I have taken meds for a migraine. Okay, digging and biting.
These are inherent traits in rabbits and should NEVER be punished. It’s like you getting yelled at for eating pizza and watching t.v. Not cool. But when bunny -
August 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Been a while since I was on here. But I did say that I would post how to train your bunny/rabbit. I will stick to my word. This may take some time, so I will break it down into smaller sections. I don’t believe rabbits are like other pack animals in that they can only be trained -
August 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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I have a master’s in shitposting (formerly known as an english lit degree)
August 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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It's not the crippling depression and anxiety, it's the humidity.
August 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Stinking hot again today, turned for home, sweating, by 9am. 🦉
Early this morning, bunny ears! 🐰
August 4, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance.
August 3, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Waiting for the Cat Ladies for Kamala livestream to start. I'm technically a Rabbit Lady and not a cat lady, but I'm sure it's a big tent #ClawsOut2024
August 4, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Today’s garden haul.

Now my back hurts and I’m posting this from the floor. I’ve already dropped my phone on my face twice.
August 4, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Phoebe wasn’t amused that I pointed out that she had something stuck in her teeth
July 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Them: Life doesn't come with an instruction manual

Me: mine does
July 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM