Buko
@bukopandan.bsky.social
She/her, 🇵🇭, 25+, I used to play Splatoon but then I adopted a dog after 3 came out and I have way less free time. Got to 2400xp in Splatoon 2 at some point
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Real Estate: You’re Bidding Against Blackstone
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: You’re Bidding Against Blackstone
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
Getting back into Splatoon, I feel like a grandma playing
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Getting back into Splatoon, I feel like a grandma playing
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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logging onto Bluesky
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
logging onto Bluesky
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"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest
Monday’s mass shooting may put concerns over gun violence back on voters’ minds, and have already lead some to scrutinize Mr. Mamdani for his views on policing. “He clearly does not understand what public safety is all about,” said Cuomo w/ @emmagf.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/n...
Mayoral Candidates Navigate a Mass Shooting That Has Rattled New York
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest
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I mean what can you even say anymore, NYT is dead, WaPo is dead, do I hate that we have to get all our news from newsletters and individual reporters and blogs called Boozy Hamster and vet all that shit individually? Yes absolutely it’s very inconvenient, but how can you trust any other way nowadays
NEW: NYT Executive Editor Joe Kahn spoke about the Mamdani article at his daily meeting with top editors this morning, praising both the story and the reporting process, a Times source tells me. He also praised Assistant Managing Editor Pat Healy’s explanation of the situation that he posted on X.
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I mean what can you even say anymore, NYT is dead, WaPo is dead, do I hate that we have to get all our news from newsletters and individual reporters and blogs called Boozy Hamster and vet all that shit individually? Yes absolutely it’s very inconvenient, but how can you trust any other way nowadays
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There was essentially zero coverage of the disabled protest to stop Medicaid cuts. Capitol police dragged protesters out, many in wheelchairs, and arrested 34 people. It was barely a blip on the news because nobody really cares about the disabled.
June 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There was essentially zero coverage of the disabled protest to stop Medicaid cuts. Capitol police dragged protesters out, many in wheelchairs, and arrested 34 people. It was barely a blip on the news because nobody really cares about the disabled.
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
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Need to start making some new time blocks in my schedule for Being Sad About the Careless Destruction of US Scientific Research
June 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Need to start making some new time blocks in my schedule for Being Sad About the Careless Destruction of US Scientific Research
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Democrats are racking their brains trying to find the "Joe Rogan of the left" while doing everything they can to defeat people like Zohran Mamdani and AOC, who actually possess the skills they're so desperately looking for.
the thing with Mamdani is that he’s obviously an incredible political talent - the campaign he’s run has been extremely impressive even if you don’t like his policies
the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes
the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes
June 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Democrats are racking their brains trying to find the "Joe Rogan of the left" while doing everything they can to defeat people like Zohran Mamdani and AOC, who actually possess the skills they're so desperately looking for.
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10 reasons not to rank Andrew Cuomo *at all*
June 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
10 reasons not to rank Andrew Cuomo *at all*
I spent so much money on Splatoon merch at the Nintendo store they gave me a free Splatoon 3 poster...
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I spent so much money on Splatoon merch at the Nintendo store they gave me a free Splatoon 3 poster...
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Real Estate: Yours, In Exchange For One Night With Your Wife
June 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Real Estate: Yours, In Exchange For One Night With Your Wife
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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
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Reporter: Five fellow mayoral candidates came here within 90 minutes of you being arrested and called for your release. What does that say about the tenor of the mayor's race?
Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo?
Reporter: It was not.
Lander: Imagine that!
Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo?
Reporter: It was not.
Lander: Imagine that!
In response to a Q from @maxrn.bsky.social, Lander said: "This is a critical time to have a mayor who will stand up to ICE and stand up to Donald Trump... I am very grateful to the other mayoral candidates who came out here to call for my release and I really hope New Yorkers will elect one of us."
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reporter: Five fellow mayoral candidates came here within 90 minutes of you being arrested and called for your release. What does that say about the tenor of the mayor's race?
Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo?
Reporter: It was not.
Lander: Imagine that!
Lander: Was one of them Andrew Cuomo?
Reporter: It was not.
Lander: Imagine that!
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There were maybe six days in mid-2022 when I didn't think about the government constantly and I want to experience that again.
June 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
There were maybe six days in mid-2022 when I didn't think about the government constantly and I want to experience that again.
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graph of my brainwaves in 2025
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
graph of my brainwaves in 2025
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I think @frogs4girls.bsky.social nailed many people’s thoughts about Gavin Newsom on the head:
June 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think @frogs4girls.bsky.social nailed many people’s thoughts about Gavin Newsom on the head:
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Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
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los angeles california 1940
June 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
los angeles california 1940
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
I'm not much of a gamer anymore but I did teach my dog to bite a rubber spatula without luring him or saying a single word so that's kind of like irl gaming
May 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm not much of a gamer anymore but I did teach my dog to bite a rubber spatula without luring him or saying a single word so that's kind of like irl gaming