Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
Yuri. Yaoi. YIMBY. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42.
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
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Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
· Jun 21
they should have tinder but for people like in the movie crash. people who have crash syndrome where they want to do a car crash sexual style
Craigslist, missed connections:
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
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EAT TOO MICH OR DON’T EAT AT ALL
Just realized it’s Mardi Gras and Lunar New Year and Ramadan begins tonight. Happy everything!
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
EAT TOO MICH OR DON’T EAT AT ALL
Getting in the right head space (sinus infection)
February 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Getting in the right head space (sinus infection)
My most recent replies if you find any of them useful/ want to use them:
-Add it to the flag
-This is cake
-That's why it's a carcinogen
-Hot
-Add it to the flag
-This is cake
-That's why it's a carcinogen
-Hot
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
My most recent replies if you find any of them useful/ want to use them:
-Add it to the flag
-This is cake
-That's why it's a carcinogen
-Hot
-Add it to the flag
-This is cake
-That's why it's a carcinogen
-Hot
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John the Baptist, head of
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
John the Baptist, head of
Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."
February 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
The Heart-Breaking Work of Tidying Up
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The Heart-Breaking Work of Tidying Up
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
KPDH is important because I got to teach my kid what epaulettes are at a very young age.
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
KPDH is important because I got to teach my kid what epaulettes are at a very young age.
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Ahahaha this is cute
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Ahahaha this is cute
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February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Found them
Good morning!
Snow Day but it's not snowing yet...
Kids have already eaten cake for breakfast 😳
Cards by @sapphocat.bsky.social
Snow Day but it's not snowing yet...
Kids have already eaten cake for breakfast 😳
Cards by @sapphocat.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Found them
What if it happened on Valentine's Day? 💘
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
What if it happened on Valentine's Day? 💘
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Hahahahaha winter Olympians are so metal. Just two weeks of speed, chaos, and vibes.
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hahahahaha winter Olympians are so metal. Just two weeks of speed, chaos, and vibes.
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All of my skeets are about fire and that's probably because I'm so cold. It is freezing in Virginia and we are not used to it. I have not developed the appropriate fat patches.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
All of my skeets are about fire and that's probably because I'm so cold. It is freezing in Virginia and we are not used to it. I have not developed the appropriate fat patches.
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ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
Set Fire to the [redacted]
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Set Fire to the [redacted]
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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There are worse crimes than burning books, one of them is not reading them.
-Ray Bradbury
(also me, setting the shelves and shelves of children's books we have acquired on fire)
-Ray Bradbury
(also me, setting the shelves and shelves of children's books we have acquired on fire)
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
There are worse crimes than burning books, one of them is not reading them.
-Ray Bradbury
(also me, setting the shelves and shelves of children's books we have acquired on fire)
-Ray Bradbury
(also me, setting the shelves and shelves of children's books we have acquired on fire)
Jehovah's Witnessed?
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Jehovah's Witnessed?