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Couth
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YIMBY. Scientist. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. Bi 🩷💜💙
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.

Heartstopper. Amtrak. Gym. Divorce. Religion. Crisis.
Toddlers walked so adults could run
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've had to rip the bandaid off my 3yos head for almost a month and I think I ripped the last one off this morning.

I've been tracking the wound progress over time and my phone made a cute cover photo for it. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Baby this is Lee Harvey Oswald
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is what I kept yelling at my husband when he worked on a very small programming team with two dudes named Adam and Steve.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I feel like that's what this guy was actually up to.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Gerrymander me, oh yeah, come on.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What is the heaviest checked luggage can be?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Baking soda also has drug facts on the side because it is a medicine.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I couldn't fix it. But I feel like that's fine?
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One thing I will say is I was too old when I found out what a gasket was. We don't talk about this enough.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sometimes you have to experiment.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Working our way up to douthat size
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I feel like we got one or two better ones promised. 🤞🤞
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hot dog stand
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I am not three kids in a trench coat, I'm a macaque in a fur lined coat in an IKEA.
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Beep, beep
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
After 4 hours of birthday party:
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
One hour at a time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I forgot.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Guys, it's me
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My husband got Head Wound child into a costume that worked for him at the last minute.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM