Brian
@bschnizz.bsky.social
I ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat.
Louisville, KY
Louisville, KY
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This is … the best local TV political coverage I’ve ever seen
July 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This is … the best local TV political coverage I’ve ever seen
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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July 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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cant believe that this response from a sitting member of Congress from Florida, to one of his Dem colleagues, is real
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
cant believe that this response from a sitting member of Congress from Florida, to one of his Dem colleagues, is real
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If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.
July 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.
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When was the last time a party of the right was encouraged to select a leader that could appeal to the left?
Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.
Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.
Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.
Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.
July 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When was the last time a party of the right was encouraged to select a leader that could appeal to the left?
Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.
Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.
Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.
Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.
Thoughts and prayers as a response from our leaders regarding potentially avoidable tragedies really pisses me off. Unicorns and pixie dust to you too, sir. However, what actionable items are you going to pursue to prevent these tragedies? Vote them all out #ThisIsAmerica
July 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Thoughts and prayers as a response from our leaders regarding potentially avoidable tragedies really pisses me off. Unicorns and pixie dust to you too, sir. However, what actionable items are you going to pursue to prevent these tragedies? Vote them all out #ThisIsAmerica
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Just a reminder, you’re probably making a bigger impact than you think. For example, I’m willing to bet that basically none of you went to space for 11 minutes this week
July 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just a reminder, you’re probably making a bigger impact than you think. For example, I’m willing to bet that basically none of you went to space for 11 minutes this week
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This is the funny thing to me. Older political pundits keep acting shocked that younger generations are seeing socialism and communism as a positive.
But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!
But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!
Fox chyron: Commie Takeover in the Big Apple
They keep calling normal social dem policies 'communist' and they could end up making some people think communism doesn't sound so bad
They keep calling normal social dem policies 'communist' and they could end up making some people think communism doesn't sound so bad
July 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is the funny thing to me. Older political pundits keep acting shocked that younger generations are seeing socialism and communism as a positive.
But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!
But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!
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Dammit, now I'm sad, too.
June 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Dammit, now I'm sad, too.
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I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
June 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.
June 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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June 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
I’m honestly the only driver in metro Detroit today that drove on I-96 and decided NOT to get in a wreck. Jfc, you’ve gotta be kidding me. Both east and west bound. Spent the last 2.5 hours in the car
June 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m honestly the only driver in metro Detroit today that drove on I-96 and decided NOT to get in a wreck. Jfc, you’ve gotta be kidding me. Both east and west bound. Spent the last 2.5 hours in the car
I just recently relocated and started working in Detroit, and I am already so freaking tired of the traffic.
Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?
Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?
June 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I just recently relocated and started working in Detroit, and I am already so freaking tired of the traffic.
Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?
Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
— Greek proverb
— Greek proverb
June 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
— Greek proverb
— Greek proverb
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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This Is Embarrassing And Disturbing…
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷
Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.
Let that sink in.
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷
Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.
Let that sink in.
May 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This Is Embarrassing And Disturbing…
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷
Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.
Let that sink in.
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷
Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.
Let that sink in.