Bryce Youngquist
@bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
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i play rpgs, i play strategy games, i play tabletop rpgs, i read a lot of history, i listen to too many podcasts, and i got Opinions. if you are here it is probably because i have been expressing them.
also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package
also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package
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every abundance dipshit is tough as hell on here until the faves don't go their way then suddenly it's Post Not Found
lmao he keeps deleting
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
every abundance dipshit is tough as hell on here until the faves don't go their way then suddenly it's Post Not Found
Neil Cicierega - Just a Baby
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February 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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a TON of black and indigenous people joined up with the british, likely more than the other way around, because the brits promised them their freedom. god damn this dude is custom built to piss off people who know anything about anything
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
a TON of black and indigenous people joined up with the british, likely more than the other way around, because the brits promised them their freedom. god damn this dude is custom built to piss off people who know anything about anything
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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relatedly, as happened during GWB's second term as well, it's weird how as the Republican president hits 30% approval, all of a sudden we get an enormous number of "conservatives" suddenly start self identifying as "libertarian" without changing their beliefs
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
damn. was really hoping for a full patriots collapse for the sake of SOME narrative interest
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
damn. was really hoping for a full patriots collapse for the sake of SOME narrative interest
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they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting
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Thank you for the nutritional advice, Mr. convicted rapist
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Thank you for the nutritional advice, Mr. convicted rapist
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posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold
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That’s a shame. On the bright side this will probably give him more time to write for his daily humour website
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
That’s a shame. On the bright side this will probably give him more time to write for his daily humour website
when you learn Mr. Darcy was based on Lord Byron, including the "hey uh he seems excessively close with his sister" bit, several things slot into place
like the author visibly thinking 'man, wouldnt it be so hot if his relationship with his sister was platonic so I had a shot with him'
like the author visibly thinking 'man, wouldnt it be so hot if his relationship with his sister was platonic so I had a shot with him'
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
when you learn Mr. Darcy was based on Lord Byron, including the "hey uh he seems excessively close with his sister" bit, several things slot into place
like the author visibly thinking 'man, wouldnt it be so hot if his relationship with his sister was platonic so I had a shot with him'
like the author visibly thinking 'man, wouldnt it be so hot if his relationship with his sister was platonic so I had a shot with him'
every once in a while you're forcibly reminded that "racism is bad" is an extremely recent change to liberal thought, and when pressed they frequently reach for their old crutch.
poke them enough, and they insist genocide never happened, and their inferiors made it up to make them look bad
poke them enough, and they insist genocide never happened, and their inferiors made it up to make them look bad
Can’t forget things that didn’t happen.
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
every once in a while you're forcibly reminded that "racism is bad" is an extremely recent change to liberal thought, and when pressed they frequently reach for their old crutch.
poke them enough, and they insist genocide never happened, and their inferiors made it up to make them look bad
poke them enough, and they insist genocide never happened, and their inferiors made it up to make them look bad
*extremely Bryce Youngquist voice* Bryce Youngquist.
I'm going to just retweet the comments and the pfp and tell me I'm wrong about white privilege policing poc criticisms
Y'all see it yet?
bsky.app/profile/bryc...
Y'all see it yet?
bsky.app/profile/bryc...
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 AM
*extremely Bryce Youngquist voice* Bryce Youngquist.
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Congratulations, Congressional Democrats! Your leaders are now to the Right of Republicans on ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Congratulations, Congressional Democrats! Your leaders are now to the Right of Republicans on ICE.
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But enough about Great Britain...
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
But enough about Great Britain...
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Gavin Newsom isn’t in the Epstein files because he was going to a grosser island where they do worse stuff
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Gavin Newsom isn’t in the Epstein files because he was going to a grosser island where they do worse stuff
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Votescolders are just pro-Jeffrey Epstein now
Have the day you elected.🤷🏻♂️
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Votescolders are just pro-Jeffrey Epstein now
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Confused as to how Josh Shapiro thinks it is appropriate to compare student protestors to the KKK but inappropriate to compare ICE to the Gestapo
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Confused as to how Josh Shapiro thinks it is appropriate to compare student protestors to the KKK but inappropriate to compare ICE to the Gestapo
while true, important theological counterpoint: fuck south carolina
I remember learning Edward Rutledge never actually raised an objection about this, they just needed a way to dramatize this dynamic, which I get but seems kind of unfair to a real guy
I saw that "molasses and rum and slaves" song for the first time in decades a while back, and I was struck by how much more directly it tied the evils of slavery to the founding of this country than anything in HAMILTON.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7L8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7L8...
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
while true, important theological counterpoint: fuck south carolina
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As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”
![That which is for me through the medium of money - that for which I can pay (i.e., which money can buy) - that am I myself, the possessor of the money. The extent of the power of money is the extent of my power. Money's properties are my - the possessor's - properties and essential powers. Thus, what I am and am capable of is by no means determined by my individuality. I am ugly, but I can buy for myself the most beautiful of women.
Therefore I am not ugly, for the effect of ugliness - its deterrent power - is nullified by money. I, according to my individual characteristics, am lame, but money furnishes me with twenty-four feet.
Therefore I am not lame. I am bad, dishonest, unscrupulous, stupid; but money is honoured, and hence its possessor. Money is the supreme good, therefore its possessor is good. Money, besides, saves me the trouble of being dishonest: I am therefore presumed honest. I am brainless, but money is the real brain of all things and how then should its possessor be brainless? Besides, he can buy clever people for himself, and is he who has [In the manuscript: is. - Ed.] power over the clever not more clever than the clever? Do not I, who thanks to money am capable of all that the human heart longs for, possess all human capacities? Does not my money, therefore, transform all my incapacities into their contrary?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:myqic77tkmdhmaufgkvj43hr/bafkreidpuxbx764xh7vobavcnvs3v2lo5fnfi6dukfrmk3ygxmseznkyxi@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”
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we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party